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Thora of Taltar offers her vast knowledge to the female sentients of Legion World!
Confounded by a cretin? Misunderstood by a male? Tell Thora of Taltar all about it, and she shall tell you what to do about it!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Hey Thora! Long-time female supremacist, first time writer. Anyway, there's this cretinous male who was supposed to send me a particular item a long time ago. I mean a long time ago. I know you usually prescribe flogging but I think this cretin may enjoy it. So what do you suggest?
Yours in sisterhood, LYL.
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Dear LYL,
As you may or may not be aware, most cretinous males have very little brain capacity and are easily forgetful. Also, they tend to be lazy slobs with armpit stains on their t-shirts.
If flogging is out of the question, perhaps a swift kick to the cretin's groin with your pointiest high-heeled shoe will jog his male memory.
Personal to Lady D.: FLOG THE CRETIN!!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Thora, when you're running with the wolves, is it okay to wear sneakers?
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Madame Cramer,
When running with wolves, it is best to wear sneakers and carry various flogging whips.
Triads,
Once upon a continuity, we were well acquainted. I boosted your power one hundredfold. Then the cretinous males got jealous, fearing you would place them where they deserved to be-- in chains, lying at your feet!
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Is this where we post for relationship advice?
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Originally posted by Thora:
-- in chains, lying at your feet! I think Purple does that by herself!
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Thora, do you know someone named Azura?
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What's your opinion regarding sentients that have no gender? Or are multi-gendered?
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What does it feel like to bow before Glorith?
Evil Has Come To Legion World
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LYL,
At least sentients with no gender aren't cretinous males.
Glorith,
I am almost certain you have a penis beneath that gown. You are far too cretinous not to.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Dear THora-
What ettiquette does one observe when they've been hog-tied by a Southern amazon and being dragged around Legion World?
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Kent,
Most cretinous males would enjoy being in such a position; such is their cretinosity level. Males secretly desire to be subjugated, dominated and humiliated by their female superiors.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Therefore, it is perfectly acceptable for Thora of Taltar to flog males to within an inch of their pathetic lives.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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 I foresee a dominant Taltaran presence in Legion World space. And a long reign of authority by her majesty, Thora
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Say, Thora, will you share your critique of that Action story where Tenz and Vi go out on the town and Duplicate Boy gets his space-pantaloons in a twist?
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Thora, do you feel the song MY NECK, MY BACK is degrading to women or empowers them?
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Thora, if your vagina had a favorite color, what would it be?
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Queen Thora
Have you seen a pussy around here?
Bring me Mead and Meat,
NOW Slave!!
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Miss Terious,
How delightful to have a new non-male (and therefore non-cretinous) poster on Legion World. Would you like to join me for my Saturday evening male-flogging session? I have several volunteers who can't wait to be manacled, stripped and beaten unmercifully!
LYL,
I am in the process of reading the issue in question. A review shall be forthcoming in a separate thread.
Mllash,
I am not familiar with the song you mention.
Cobalt Cretin,
Pink.
Thin barbarian,
No, but I-- Thora of Taltar-- know where you can find one.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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