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Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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While perusing the official records and archives of Legion World, I have come across some alarming information concerning the esteemed Mr. Ester, and in support of the public's right to know, it is my sad duty to pass this information along to the Legion World public. It would appear that, not too long ago, there was a power-hungry, insane, cosmic villain who emerged who was ALSO called Eryk Davis Ester. I quote from the official log of the LMB mission, "The Super-Jailhouse of Space."
"Soon, all of them will be me," Eryk-Prime laughed. "Esther Rolle, Lardlad, and all the others... all the EDE's of the universe will be me... and we will be..." Eryk-Prime chuckled throatily. "UNSTOPPABLE."
These stunning developments require CLOSE scrutiny by the Legion World populace! In his avowed hunt for criminals on Legion World, could our esteemed Deputy Ambassador be attempting to cover up his OWN sordid past? And if he and the power-mad cosmic villain Eryk-Prime ARE one and the same, who is to say that his mad ambitions have not abated over the years?
I do not know the answers to these questions... yet... but if I were you, I'd keep a tight hold on your purse in his presence! Fear not, I will continue searching for the truth in these matters.
Vote Winema!
Vote WINEMA!
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Wanderer
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Soon, very Soon, the Space Ranger will arrive and your reign of terrrible post will end.
If the little numbskull can EVER figure out how to log on properly!!
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Are you calling ME a numbskull, NK?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Originally posted by Varalent: Are you calling ME a numbskull, NK? Only if you deliberately transfered your log on problems to my Uptight Twin Brother. Come to think of it Smoothie, have you and Winema ever been seen together??? Hmmm...
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Okay, now she's just going crazy. She's mixing up LMB continuity with Legion World continuity! While the character Eryk Davis Ester indeed seems to be pursuing power mad cosmic villainy in the "Super-Jailhouse" story [though I'm betting there's a twist to this!], this in no way implies anything about the inhabitant of Legion World by the same name. By the same token, if the character of Lardlad were to, say, experiment with bisexuality in the story, that would in no way imply that Lardlad, the inhabitant of Legion World, or any of his alternate IDs, was bisexual.
This is the most pathetic attempt to impugn my good name yet.
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Winema and Mekt would make a nice couple.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Okay, now she's just going crazy. I have come to expect this kind of name-calling from Mr. Ester's office. I will not stoop to this tawdry level, though if I were to do so, I could certainly say that it certainly is interesting that Mr. Ester, in his ramblings, went immediately to the subject of bisexuality. Nots how he clouds the issue of his own criminalist political leanings, even as he calls once again for Mr. Mute and Mr. Android to be witch-hunted. Perhaps it is some prior personal vendetta against Mr. Mute which is truly coming to light here. In any case, I will be continuing my independent investigations. Vote Winema!
Vote WINEMA!
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Deputy
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And I Madame, find all of your activities extremely interesting.
Be warned, I will discover the truth about you and expose it to the bright light of day.
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
Truth and Justice shall Prevail! (Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Originally posted by Winema Wazzo: Vote Winema! *Hiiisssss*
*meow*
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Jinx! You're back! Here, have some catnip.
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Re: Calamity King, or CRIMINAL KING!?!
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Originally posted by Winema Wazzo: In any case, I will be continuing my independent investigations. Oh, pish posh (I always wanted to say that.) With his powers, if EDE wanted to take over the board, Lightning Lad and Nightcrawler would already be in the hospital.
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