Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum LMB Constitutional Convention

<pays Eryk>

(Double or nothing Caliente convinces him to give her more than half of it)

Reboot, I'll be awaiting your comments as soon as possible. Thank you for keeping me informed to your progress.

Meeewwwww!

**Princess, just thought I would point out that my chin hasn't been scratched in what seems like forever!

Connie! Don't pester Cru like that. That's very rude!

I ain't takin' that one.

Mrrrrrrrrrooowwwww.

*Well, she did offer.

She most certainly did not! Now leave her alone!

Actually, Vee dear, I did offer. Here Connie... I sent for one of the extra cushiony pillows from my bedroom suite so that you would be more comfortable on my lap. And if you should feel the urge to claw the pillow, feel free

Faraway enter's the convention hall as delegate for those so far away they arrive too late to take part.

Leans over to Spellbinder, "Princess, you remember that rather horrible dank cave come bunker thing we found under legion world a while back? Well I was passing through on the way here and I found a load of manifesto papers and tubs of rocky road ice cream. whats going on?"

((Connie gives Vee one of her famous withering looks, sticks her tongue out at him then turns, tail proudly pointing in the air and climbs daintily onto the pillow))

Meeoooww!

*See, I told you so. Hu-men are such a challenge some times! Ooooooooooooohhhhh, this is very comfy! Thank you Princess!

Whatever constitution you all draft, please take note:

When the Directorate of External Affairs (tm) was chartered in 2004, it was set up as a completely autonomous entity with ME as its permanent director.

As Section 47 was never challenged within 30 days of its adoption, it remains in full effect. It says, "No subsequent laws, rules, regulations, ordinances, policies or covenants or any other form of legislation shall apply to the Directorate or any of its officers, employees, designees, policies or finances" without acceptance by the Directorate's governing board.

Ergo, the Directorate shall remain perpetually grandfathered from any impacts your constitution may seek to impose.

You may now resume your regular activities.

When the LMB Constitution is ratified (in days, week, months, or even YEARS for that matter...) it will supersede all preexisting LMB documents, laws, and statutes. While I don't expect the Directorate of External Affairs to be affected (per se,) I would not count on any documents written pre-Constitution to have any legal weight.

And just exactly who notarized that one, BTW?

I will accept your change in delegate status.

As for the other condition, clearly that is a constitutional matter to be debated in open forum. I have no authority to grant pre-constitutional powers in this manner. That's what the convention is for. You may present your arguments when the convention reconvenes tomorrow.

The chair calls upon Tamper Lad to please share the Rocky Road.

Should've, I don't like rocky road. Not a marshmallow fan.

But, Tamper dear, could you get me some peppermint stick when you get a chance? I just have thie craving that's aching to be filled...

I'll relinquish the Rocky Road because I don't like it anyways. Caliente I'll find you some peppermint stick along with the rum raisin.

Thanks hon!! You're the best evil genius a girl could seduce.

[whisper to EDE] Craving? Bun in the oven? [/whisper to EDE]

I appear to be late. Oh well.

All my LMB darlings, you simply cannot expect to have any success with this constitution-thing without my staggering political acumen. Therefore, I present myself once again at all your disposal, ready and willing to work tirelessly for all the sentients willing to march under my banner!

Winema Wazzo, representing all the hardworking housewives and mothers out there.

Dear LMBP,

As a former member, I am very concerned about the outcome of this convention. I'd like to express my sincere hope that you are unable to band together and slowly, albeit quietly, fall apart. Hard feelings toward each other would be greatly appreciated.

In the meantime, come visit me at Takron-Galtos sometime. While the Inquisitor might have a wedding planned when you next visit him, I'd love for your visit to me to result in a funeral.

And *snicker* I hope all those poor innocents are recuperating from the bee-stings.

Regards,


Red Bee

PS- Hope Faraway is enjoying his pint and doesn't forget to take it everyday. Hate to see him slip back into his coma...

Yes cravings during pregnancy can be explained by an increased need for citric acid cycle intermediaries. This is due to the fact that some of these intermediaries must be sacrificed to a variety of anabolic functions in the expectant mother and ....

Ahem Caliente honey, could you explain the line of dialogue under discussion here?

Err... no explanations necessary. Why do you think I went gay in the first place?

Oh Lord, am i late for the meeting? I was stuck in another time zone

To the People of Legion World:

AFTER an unequivocal experience of the inefficiency of the subsisting LMB government, you are called upon to deliberate on a new Constitution for the LMB. The subject speaks its own importance; comprehending in its consequences nothing less than the existence of LEGION WORLD, the safety and welfare of the parts of which it is composed, the fate of an empire in many respects the most interesting in the galaxy. It has been frequently remarked that it seems to have been reserved to the people of this planet, by their conduct and example, to decide the important question, whether societies of sentients are really capable or not of establishing good government from reflection and choice, or whether they are forever destined to depend for their political constitutions on accident and force. If there be any truth in the remark, the crisis at which we are arrived may with propriety be regarded as the era in which that decision is to be made; and a wrong election of the part we shall act may, in this view, deserve to be considered as the general misfortune of sentient life.

<gets up off floor>

I told you all--months ago! Dr. M really does know his stuff!