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Lashy, you've been strangely quiet for some time now. I can only assume that you are diligently at work training my harem. (I'm certain you wouldn't be sleeping on the job!)

I have reviewed the list you prepared for me (see below) and find it to be adequate:

Italian Boy
Stu
Li'l Rhino
Nightcrawler
Eryk Davis Ester
Varalent
Icefire
Semi Transparent Fellow
Cobalt Kid
Dev Em
He Who Wanders
Danny Blaine
boy with Ultra Powers

However, there are some additions I would like to see you make. Please recruit the following ASAP:

Space Ranger (& his adopted kid brother, Almost New Kid)
Shark Lad (danger has a strange appeal)
Super Lad Kid
Quislet, Esq.
Sonnie Boy (That accent!)
& one more (surprise me, but he'd better be good!)

With you that gives me 21, always a winning hand!

E E


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Empress,

Does this mean our dinner date is off?

Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(but not at the end of that line)


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(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Empress, just give me the word, I never mind being used as a sex toy!

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Oooh, sounds like fun. Count me in. I've always wanted to go to Harlem. When are we leaving?

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Something else else tells me this is going to be one strange bus trip.


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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
Something else else tells me this is going to be one strange bus trip.
Yeah, since you're all on the bus off to soccer practice and Giant Robotic Lesbian is your soccer Mom.

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Originally posted by Almost New Kid:
[b] Something else else tells me this is going to be one strange bus trip.
Yeah, since you're all on the bus off to soccer practice and Giant Robotic Lesbian is your soccer Mom. [/b]
Pray for the refs.


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does it even need to be said that i'm so into this? use me empress, use me! laugh


You have any Italian in you? You want some?
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No, it certainly doesn't need to be said, but I thnk you'll have more fun hanging around the harem, not the Empress. laugh

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I think this Harem thing is a wonderful idea!!!!


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Icy, that's truly shocking & surprising coming from you! laugh


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Icy, that's truly shocking & surprising coming from you! laugh
lol lol lol


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No, it certainly doesn't need to be said, but I thnk you'll have more fun hanging around the harem, not the Empress. laugh
lol lol lol

i've been known to switch hit on occasion ( wink Empress), but strictly dickly is much more fun.


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Hmmm! Lasher still hasn't posted a schedule and we're all just stuck here hanging around the Harem Room with nothing to do.

Gee, I wonder what we can do to entertain ourselves until Lash decides to make an appearance?

laugh


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Gee, I wonder what we can do to entertain ourselves until Lash decides to make an appearance?

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Paint each other's toenails and gossip about boys?

lil'rhino

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You guys just better get ready. You're about to enter Boy-Harem Boot Camp.

Hope you survive the experience!


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I would just like to point out that I refuse to participate in any harem. Well, unless maybe G.R.L. starts one.

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Hey Lasher! Good to see you!


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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester, Deputy Ambassador:
I would just like to point out that I refuse to participate in any harem. Well, unless maybe G.R.L. starts one.
I'm afraid the Empress has left you no choice in the matter, Eryk. You'll just have to get used to the idea that you WILL service the Empress WHENEVER she so desires you to.

That's what you get for wearing that green hat...


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Hey Lasher! Good to see you!
I hope you can still say that after I've put you through your Boy-Harem Boot Camp drills, Vee! ColossalBoy


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It's hard to communicate with someone when he has his PM's turned off. mad


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As you know all-too-well, Kippers!

(good to "see" you)


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what does one do in a harem, btw?


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Boy-Harem Boot Camp
RULE # 1

No shirts-- EVER*.

So get 'em off.

Those of you with ummm... less-than-perfect chests will begin workout sessions and be placed on a diet of icewater, brown rice and green beans immedietely!


*When summoned to service your Empress, you will be required to wear a skin-tight "wifebeater"-style white tank top so that your Empress may rip it off.


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what does one do in a harem, btw?
I'll be happy to tutor you privately until you are a pro, Sharksy.


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