Roll Call
0 Legionnaires (), 12 Murran Spies, and 2 Spider Guild Agents.
Key: Admin, Global Mod, Mod
Time-Scope
Legion Trivia 6
by Invisible Brainiac - 04/07/25 01:53 AM
Inane one word posts XXXIV - inanity
by Invisible Brainiac - 04/07/25 01:50 AM
Legionnaire Mastermind
by Invisible Brainiac - 04/07/25 01:50 AM
Wheel of Fortune / Hangman Season 3
by Invisible Brainiac - 04/07/25 01:50 AM
Kill This Thread XVIII - Collecting Dust
by Invisible Brainiac - 04/07/25 01:50 AM
Recent Legion-verse sightings in DCU proper
by stile86 - 04/06/25 07:03 PM
New Podcast!
by Gaseous Lad - 04/06/25 06:11 PM
Omnicom
Previous Thread
Next Thread
Print Thread
#640315 12/06/04 04:26 PM
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 3,331
Legionnaire!
Legionnaire!
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 3,331
Welcome aboard, BB! I can only guess what you're like if Lad Boy referred you! smile If you're anything like him, I'm sure you'll soon jump in and start posting.


Dan
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 161
Substitute
Substitute
Joined: Jul 2004
Posts: 161
Welcome, BureauBoy!

Do you have a twin brother named Red Tape?

Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 807
Active
Active
Joined: Sep 2004
Posts: 807
Welcome to Legion World... very interesting code name..


Looking for Earth Prime.
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,670
Time Trapper
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,670
Welcome aboard!

Just a reminder, though, there's no need to post in triplicate.


Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 891
Active
Active
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 891
welcome. hope you enjoy it here.


There's room for all God's creatures...right next to the mashed potatoes!
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 4,978
Wanderer
Wanderer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 4,978
Dear Bureaucracy Boy,

It has come to our attention that you have recently arrived at Legion World with out completing and submitting the necessary paperwork.

It is with grave concerns that I note this lapse and the concomitant increase in paperwork that may or may not arise as a result of this unfortunate event. In order to rectify this situation and ensure that all procedures are complied with I must therefore ask you to complete and return in triplicate, form LW101/1/a/prov (late application for membership). Please send the blue copy, with documents relating to your past history to the security office, the red copy with a full cv, copy of your drivers licence and national insurance number to the current admin HO, the yellow copy with your shoe size and inside leg measurement to Yellow Kid for forwarding on to the uniform suppliers, and the green copy to Shakes specifying your drink of choice. The white copy shall be retained and must be kept together with a copy of form LW1077/A/1 stating your current vaccinations.

Once these immediate documents have been received and processed you may, at this offices discretion, receive a temporary posting certificate. This may be replaced upon application to the relevant office (for directions to said office please complete form LW101/1/b. and pass to one of the founders wrapped in cupcakes, who will give you a pass to stand in line to receive directions) utilising form LW247/300/1/LSH/perm. Please note that an application made on form LW247/300/1a/LSH/perm/A. will not be accepted and will invalidate the entire process. This will mean that you will have to start the whole procedure from the beginning.


Oh, and welcome to Legion World
laugh


Faithfull
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
B
Candidate
Candidate
B Offline
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
Quote
Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
Dear Bureaucracy Boy,

It has come to our attention that you have recently arrived at Legion World with out completing and submitting the necessary paperwork.


Oh, and welcome to Legion World
laugh
I hope you can forgive this lapse. If not a good friend of mine might be able to help. His name is IRS Auditor Boy. Shall arrange a visit? He will also be featured in the new Legion as part of a group of villians known as the Fate-Worse-Than-Death 5.


Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
B
Candidate
Candidate
B Offline
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
Quote
Originally posted by ferroboy:
Welcome aboard, BB! I can only guess what you're like if Lad Boy referred you! smile If you're anything like him, I'm sure you'll soon jump in and start posting.
He's Ginger, I'm Mary Ann. We share a ZIP code, a neighborhood bar, and a fondness for the Legion.


Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
B
Candidate
Candidate
B Offline
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
Quote
Originally posted by CreativityKid:
Welcome, BureauBoy!

Do you have a twin brother named Red Tape?
*choke* ...until he was rebooted as Red Post-it in a poor-selling rewrite of the federal procurement regulations.

(moment of respectful silence)


Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611
Legionnaire!
Legionnaire!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611
Oh for crying out loud! We've known each other for over ten years and THIS is the first advice from me that you've ever taken?

!!WARNING TO LEGIONWORLDERS!!

You will fit right in here, Bur.Boy.

Welcome to LegionWorld.

Oh, by the way, there's no beer in your refrigerator.

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 4,978
Wanderer
Wanderer
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 4,978
Quote
Originally posted by Bureaucracy Boy:
Quote
Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
[b] Dear Bureaucracy Boy,

It has come to our attention that you have recently arrived at Legion World with out completing and submitting the necessary paperwork.


Oh, and welcome to Legion World
laugh
I hope you can forgive this lapse. If not a good friend of mine might be able to help. His name is IRS Auditor Boy. Shall arrange a visit? He will also be featured in the new Legion as part of a group of villians known as the Fate-Worse-Than-Death 5. [/b]
I look forward to receiving this fraternal visit from an overseas colleague.

In the spirit of full inter administrative co operation, I shall of course act with perspicacity and alacrity to set in motion the creation of a first stage interdepartmental committee to examine the requirements for any such visit and of course fully appraise myself of the aims and objectives of any such visit. Then the recommendations can be considered by a small steering group to which may I suggest we invite at least two Permanent Secretaries as well as a number of Under Secretaries from those Departments which may have a tangential interest as well as a direct one in said visit. We should perhaps as a matter of courtesy invite the Principal Private Secretary of the Minister to attend in a purely observational role unless of course this visit moves from the realm of a administrative one to that of a Governmental exchange in which case we will need to involve the Minister’s Parliamentary Secretary as well.

Please let me know if your colleague will bring his own secretary to take the minutes

tongue


Faithfull
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,662
Leader
Leader
Joined: Dec 2003
Posts: 2,662
Welcome BB! Did you fill out the periwinkle form? Actually there isn't really a periwinkle form, I just like typing that work. But seriously, you got the mauve carbon copy right?

Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,939
Sorceress
Sorceress
Joined: Mar 2004
Posts: 8,939
Greetings from the Mists.


And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
B
Candidate
Candidate
B Offline
Joined: Dec 2004
Posts: 27
Quote
Originally posted by Lad Boy:


Welcome to LegionWorld.

Oh, by the way, there's no beer in your refrigerator.
I'm thinking about changing the locks.


Aspiring to be a Principal Associate Deputy Under Secretary
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 260
Active
Active
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 260
welcome aboard!

Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 275
Active
Active
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 275
Welcome.

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843
S
Stu Offline
Time Trapper
Time Trapper
S Offline
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 9,843
Quote
Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
Welcome aboard!

Just a reminder, though, there's no need to post in triplicate.
I shudder to think how bad the bureaucracy must be on Cargg.

Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 85,872
Unseen, not unheard
Unseen, not unheard
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 85,872
Welcome!

Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,656
Vee Offline
Time Trapper
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 11,656
Welcome BB, I suspect you're going to fit right in here, Have fun! laugh

BTW, if you're going to change the locks make sure you have beer in the fridge for the locksmith!


"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

Link Copied to Clipboard
Hyperpath Console
Comment Guidelines: Do post respectful and insightful comments. Don't flame, hate, spam.
Forum Statistics
Forums14
Topics21,109
Posts1,053,055
Legionnaires1,732
Most Online53,886
Jan 7th, 2024
Newest Legionnaires
Joe, Boy Kid Lad, Anonymous Girl, Mimi, max kord
1,732 Registered Legionniares
Today's Birthdays
Cigarrrette Lad
Random Holo-Vids
Member Spotlight
LoneWolfLondo
LoneWolfLondo
Buffalo, NY
Posts: 114
Joined: July 2003
ShanghallaLegion of Super-Heroes & all related proper names & images are ™ & © material of DC Comics, Inc. & are used herein without its permission.
This site is intended solely to celebrate & publicize these characters & their creators.
No commercial benefit, nor any use beyond the “fair use” review & commentary provisions of United States copyright law, is either intended or implied.
Posts made on this message board must not be reproduced without the author's consent.
The Legion World Star
Powered by UBB.threads™ PHP Forum Software 8.0.0