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I do not understand boss what are you doing????
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
A girl with an owl on her chest attacked me!!!! Are you sure? The woman you're describing wasn't even a woman fifteen minutes ago.
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Frostfyre:
[b] A girl with an owl on her chest attacked me!!!!
The woman you're describing wasn't even a woman fifteen minutes ago. [/b]Have you been sneaking peeks at Lil' Lash???
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Have you been sneaking peeks at Lil' Lash??? [/QB] Never mind that now. Focus on that silk thong for a second. Remind you of anything?
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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<in his cruiser, Space Ranger crosses several names off of his list, makes mental note to find where Officer Sean Erin is now posted>
Truth and Justice shall Prevail!
(Just as soon as the Check Clears!)
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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No should it? Does it belong to Icy? I'm feeling faint....................
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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(Watches Frostfyre slump to the floor)
Well, he's out.
Maybe he'll talk in his sleep.
(Pours another beer)
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that any assault upon a student at my master's school is considered by my master to be an assault upon my master, and that my master may have to dispatch my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad to deal with such a threat. My master would also like to remind the humans which post on this message board and are also students at my master's school that when the humans which post on this message board and are also students at my master's school venture off-campus, they take their lives into their own hands, as my master and my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad cannot be everywhere at once.
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner:
(Watches Frostfyre slump to the floor)
Well, he's out.
Maybe he'll talk in his sleep.
(Pours another beer) You drink a lot, for a bug.
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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I better get back to campus!!!!
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that any assault upon a student at my master's school is considered by my master to be an assault upon my master, and that my master may have to dispatch my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad to deal with such a threat. My master would also like to remind the humans which post on this message board and are also students at my master's school that when the humans which post on this message board and are also students at my master's school venture off-campus, they take their lives into their own hands, as my master and my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad cannot be everywhere at once. Sorry, droid ... nonsentient androids from Tarik's academy, are not allowed in SHAKES. We don't serve oil.
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<In his cruiser high above Legion World, Space Ranger sits and wonders if hijacking gay-flirting threads is against the laws of Legion World>
Nahhh...
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Re: SHAKES - ARCHIVE I (read only)
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Sorry, droid ... nonsentient androids from Tarik's academy, are not allowed in SHAKES. We don't serve oil. Perhaps the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow would prefer to be paid a visit by my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad?
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android: Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
[b] Sorry, droid ... nonsentient androids from Tarik's academy, are not allowed in SHAKES. We don't serve oil. Don't threaten me tin-man-wannabee. Get out of here. Threats of physical violence are so Bush Administration. Nobody's been so crass as to use that kind of threat since Hilary threw him out of office a thousand years ago.
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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
Perhaps the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow would prefer to be paid a visit by my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad? [/QB] Oh, bad idea. Never threaten the bartender at Flirtation Central. It's just not healthy.
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Originally posted by Outdoor Miner: Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
Perhaps the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow would prefer to be paid a visit by my master's elite Alumni Assault Squad?
Never threaten the bartender at Flirtation Central. It's just not healthy. [/QB]Thanks Miner.
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Originally posted by Semi Transparent Fellow:
Thanks Miner. [/QB] My pleasure.
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My master would like the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow to know that my master is willing to overlook the discourtesy shown to my master's android companion by the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow in exchange for the attention shown to the student which attends my master's academy known as Frostfyre when the student which attends my master's academy known as Frostfyre was injured.
My master would also like the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow to know that one of the courses taught at my master's academy is "old school," and that threats against an android which can see in the infrared spectrum are useless coming from a human whose only power is to turn Semi Transparent.
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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<Seated in his cruiser, Space Ranger wonders if Semi knows that the android can be deactivated safely by spraying it with a fine mist of Johnny Walker Black, then realizes that Semi is unlikely to stock that brand>
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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow to know that my master is willing to overlook the discourtesy shown to my master's android companion by the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow in exchange for the attention shown to the student which attends my master's academy known as Frostfyre when the student which attends my master's academy known as Frostfyre was injured.
My master would also like the human which posts on this message board as Semi Transparent Fellow to know that one of the courses taught at my master's academy is "old school," and that threats against an android which can see in the infrared spectrum are useless coming from a human whose only power is to turn Semi Transparent. Oh, silly tin-can man. If only you had done your homework. Work back in these pages and you will find that I have another power -- as yet undisclosed. it was inherited from the mate of my father, Invisible Kid. BTW, you will also find, that I have gone beyond semi-transparency. Continuity and a sense of knowing a good name when I see it, have restrained me from changing my name to reflect my true capabilities. Now be off, before we drop a house on you.
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<Semi sprays android with fine mist of Johnny Walker Black and watches as Android deactivates. Semi then kicks rusty dented tin-can butt out the door which is still sadly missing it's triple marine varnished antique swinging saloon doors.>
Thanks for the tip, Ranger. Don't underestimate my stock.
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My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that my master is confused as to the hostility and rudeness confronted by my master's android companion upon the arrival of my master's android companion at the establishment known as Shakes to tend to an injured student from my master's academy.
Is there no love for my master's android companion?
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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My master would also like to remind the humans which post on this message board that they do not control the continuity of my master's android companion, and thus cannot create weaknesses for my master's android companion at a moment's notice.
The opinions expressed by Tarik the Mute do not necessarily reflect those of Tarik the Mute's Android.
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Originally posted by Tarik the Mute's Android:
My master would like the humans which post on this message board to know that my master is confused as to the hostility and rudeness confronted by my master's android companion upon the arrival of my master's android companion at the establishment known as Shakes to tend to an injured student from my master's academy.
Is there no love for my master's android companion? You are the master of understatement. Contact Lash Lass. He can give you the key to transformation. I suggest you will gain wide acceptance if you transform as a flesh and blood sentient in the form of Jeff Stryker. Then you will be welcome at SHAKES.
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This poster would like to remind the android which entered the establishment known as Shakes of its use of the phrase "Alumni Assault Squad" and suggest it look up the word "tact" in its database.
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