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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
I remember when the Emerald Empress' office was next to mind and those holes in the wall led to all kinds of fun! You know what they say: out of sight, out of mind!
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where have all the cowboys gone?
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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they're at Shakes, drunk again.
Open the door, Richard...
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Ahem...I've been busy securing LW during the elections...which has included much drinking...
Good to see you popping in again Sharky! And Minesurfer, don't forget, you're a security officer now too!
We must remain vigilent! I'll make sure the victory parties are still going off without a hitch!
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I've been (hic) teshting the booze (hic) ta make sure it's ain't (hic) poishoned. Gimme anudder (hic) half hour and I'll be (hic) finished. (hic)
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You look finished right now.
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Good to see you popping in again Sharky! And Minesurfer, don't forget, you're a security officer now too!
We must remain vigilent! I'll make sure the victory parties are still going off without a hitch! I can't speak for Sharky, but can I have a badge? Really, what's a peace officer without a badge? 
Something Filthy!
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So Mr. Cobalt it appears you now work for me, I need the following LW posters arrested immediately!
Sanity or Madness
Outdoor Miner
Eryk Davis Ester
Fat Cramer
and MLLash (he's cute I just want to see him in cuffs)
Oh and could you please beat my haindmaiden Thora unmercifully?
Thank you
Evil Has Come To Legion World
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Attention all Security Officers:
The Legion World citizen Glorith is offically wanted for arrest for treason and the assumption that she can subject benevolent posters to her tyrannical will.
I order her capture to be the foremost priority of the security office, and that the security officers leave the legal logistics to me, Cobalt Kid (Head of Security), to sort out, so that you can concentrate on your task.
Apprehend this subversive element as soon as you can, and do not let her tyrannical dreams reach fruition.
-Cobalt Kid
Head of Security
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I just wish to add my full support to Cobalt Kid's last post
Sanity or Madness?
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Originally posted by Sanity or Madness?:
I just wish to add my full support to Cobalt Kid's last post
Sanity or Madness?
LMBP Leader You little man will need support when I place my high heel into your private areas.
Evil Has Come To Legion World
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Attention all Security Officers:
The Legion World citizen Glorith is offically wanted for arrest for treason and the assumption that she can subject benevolent posters to her tyrannical will.
Um okay, I'll keep an EYE out for Glorith but can I still spank Thora unmercilessly? Oh, that was beat unmercilessly? Nevermind.
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Mr Blockade Boy feel free to have your way with Thora.
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Well diplomatic reports from Taltar seem to indicate that everyone else has 
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There's really only two things right now that would make me happy...
The first is a badge to make me an offical peace officer.
The second is to see Thora in a french maid's outfit with a feather duster. mmmmmm... feather duster.
Oh yeah, and world peace. That would make me happy too.
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Sounds like you're ready to enter the Leion World Beauty Contest.
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I just said that so I wouldn't sound so shallow. Really I'd be just as happy if somebody gave me a moon pie. Besides, I'd never enter a beauty contest... I look too much like my avatar to do any good. 
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Attention all Security Officers:
The Legion World citizen Glorith is offically wanted for arrest for treason and the assumption that she can subject benevolent posters to her tyrannical will.
I order her capture to be the foremost priority of the security office, and that the security officers leave the legal logistics to me, Cobalt Kid (Head of Security), to sort out, so that you can concentrate on your task.
Apprehend this subversive element as soon as you can, and do not let her tyrannical dreams reach fruition.
-Cobalt Kid
Head of Security Well! Finally a mission worth suspending my under covers activities for. Just wait until I get my hands on that two bit little hussy. She doesn't have a drop of royal blood in her and thinks she can just declare herself a queen! Oh Glo-rith!!!!!! I'm coming for you!!!!!
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Originally posted by Blockade Boy: And may I state that I didn't exactly appreciate your use of those holes in me  (uh, boss) nor the Empress blasting me when YOU poked her in the eye.  BB, I've apologized over and over for that. I AM very sorry for what happened to you. And didn't I kiss it and make it better?
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Cobie, I'll pick up my accumulated checks now sweetie! That's a nice boy 
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Welcome back EE!
I like the ideas of a Legion World Beauty Contest and french maid outfits. Maybe a combination of the two can settle the Thora/Glorith grudge once and for all?
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Originally posted by Emerald Empress: Originally posted by Blockade Boy: [b]And may I state that I didn't exactly appreciate your use of those holes in me (uh, boss) nor the Empress blasting me when YOU poked her in the eye. Yeah and it wasn't bad, but you left a mark that won't come out. Now Brickhouse Betty is jealous. Lot of strong "female" types hanging out around here lately. Oh Thora!!! I've got something for you....
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Welcome back EE!
I like the ideas of a Legion World Beauty Contest and french maid outfits. Maybe a combination of the two can settle the Thora/Glorith grudge once and for all? The winner gets to cook for all of Legion World for a month... and the loser has to taste the cooking before anybody else eats it.
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And the contest proper should include a round where both of them wrestle in the mud and then wash themselves clean afterwards.
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Security Alert!
There is reason to believe that a subversive alt ID is attempting to carry gender-reversal germs into Legion World.
All Security Officers and other citizens of Legion World are to remain vigilent. Should an infection of gender-reversal germs occur, please submit yourself to a hospitol to be checked by a doctor.
Thank you.
Cobalt Kid
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