Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Every 10 Years Forum Legion World Town Hall Debate!

Post your questions for the candidates here!

I'll start:

During the Quislet-Vee administration, tensions between Alt-IDs and real posters started to heat up. There was even talk of an "Alt-ID Revolt". How would you work to improve relations between the two different communities?

Another:

Should children under the age of thirteen that will not be great warriors be thrown to the lions? Why shouldn't they?

Alt IDs are a myth and everyone know that.

Only ugly children should be thrown to the lions! *chirp of emphasis*

Umber, can you tell us of your adventures and how you survived being thrown to the lions?

I'm cute and always was. You don't throw cute little girls to the lions, you enter them in pageants and stuff.

I have 10,000 lifetimes worth of experience to draw upon in making peace with Alt-IDs, Eskimos, Leprechauns, Homosexuals, and other mythological creatures. I usually find that all sentients are basically good at heart, especially once they've had a puff off the sacred pipe of Loolakanda!

If the children are weak and frail as punishment for the misdeeds in past lives, I see no reason to further punish them by throwing them to lions.

I have several liasons in the altID community at present, working to sooth tensions

That, or I'll just nuke 'em. Depends which side of my nature's to the fore that day

No.

An army travels on it's stomach, correct? Teach the non-warriors to prepare food for the fighters.

Supply lines are crucial to any campaign. Have the non-warriors work transport.

Negotiating paperwork can bog down an army almost as badly as enemy fire. Teach the non-warriors to negotiate bureaucracies? Ever see M.A.S.H.? Radar was possibly the most powerful figure on the base.

Speaking of medical bases, don't forget that someone has to see to the wounded and ailing as well. There's plenty for the non-warrior to do.

Invite everyone to SHAKES and have one week-long blowout.

Once enough phone numbers and room keys are exchanged, relations will improve substantially.

Miner, excellent ideas! As leader, you'd be able to work strongly with the Legion World Triumvirate!

New Question:

You are driving a bus. At the first stop five people get on. At the next stop, 2 people get off, 3 people and a super cat get on. At the next stop, 1 person gets off, 7 people and 6 Alt ids get on. At the next stop, 3 people and 2 Alt Ids get off. At the next stop, 1 person gets off, and 3 Alt Ids and 1 super dog get on. On the way to the next stop, the super dog and super cat begin to fight, throwing the bus into turmoil and crashing through the time barrier. The bus lands in the past and 5 people get off, starting the human race. Brainiac 5 shows up in a Time Bubble and takes the remaining passengers back to their proper time. As you stand there watching the Time Bubble fade away, you realize that you should have gotten on yourself (especially as you really don't like the 5 passengers who are starting the human race). You then get a prophetic flash of the future and see that if you kill one of the remaining passengers, the Joker will never be born, but also you will never be born. What do you do?

Question:

If you were at a diner late at night (and a bit drunk too), would you order a burger, breakfast food or something else?

Answer carefully!

I would order the toothsome waitress named "Roz."

I wake up, and make a note to cut back on the absinthe.

It's a trick question: A burger is breakfast food.

Ha! Brillantly answered!

The moronic and/or weak children would quarantined so they can't spread the condition to the general public. Then we would we would work on a cure.

On the alt-ID/real-ID issue maybe a pool party?

*hairflip of puzzlement*

Like, why are the unpopular, homely girls always, y'know, jealous of the popular, hot girls? Like, y'know, me-- Amber?

Weak and sickly male children should be thrown to the lions. Stronger, more dominant male children should be publicly flogged by their female superiors until they learn their place in society.

Nonsense. Women are never jealous toward other women... unless one gets to flog more males than the other.

BAH! What do I care if this incarnarnation of me would never be born? I'll be born plenty of other times! I would kill the bastard, before he or she betrays and murders me!

But I'd also wonder if I just inhaled some bad wheeling mists...

Hmm... I am starting to suspect Cobalt Kid's recent inhaling of the wheeling mists has allowed him to recall the lifetime in which I was known as Mal, owner of Mal's Diner, and he was my employee, Nelson. Little did I suspect he would go crazy, slice me up, and serve me to customers!

It's nice to remember the good old days, for sure!

Lesser people are always jealous of those greater than they! If there is one thing I have learned in my 10,000 remembered lifetimes, it's that one must keep a careful eye on those who might be jealous of your success or natural talents, lest they betray you when you least suspect!