Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes As is well-known...

...Magnetic Kid was gay.

...Sinde went on to write a bestselling tell-all holobook about her 1-night stand with "Rokks-off" Krinn.

...Chemical King thought Superboy was a space-bully.

...Saturn Girl got sick of her little miss-perfect / 'Ironbutt Imra' reputation, and planted hints of various scandals in the minds of her teammates.

...Rokk and Lydda broke up because she caught him wearing her costume and singing the Rocky Horror Picture Show theme-song.

...Dawnstar likes girls, and only hangs out with Drake because he's 'safe' and 'it will never happen.' He's totally her beard.

...Sun Boy, to the shock of anyone who knows him, has no illegitimate children and has never had a venereal disease.

...Mysa's favorite 'magic trick,' that she keeps secret from everyone, is the stun-blaster up her sleeve and the sixth-dan black belt under her robe. True sorcery is a fickle thing, not to be used frivolously.

...Dream Girl uses the "you'll feel differently when we're married" line to throw off her opponents, similar to how Dr. Mayavale cows enemies with horrific tales of how they betrayed/killed him in previous lives.

...the primary reason Calamity King was rejected from the Legion of Super-Heroes is because Brainy wanted to be the only guy with a green color motif who regularly wrecked the HQ.

...the primary reason Calamity King didn't join the Subs is because of Star Boy blaming him for losing his Legion membership.

...Luornu has never forgiven Brainy for Computo killing one of her selves and has secretly sabotaged many of his experiments.

...Bouncing Boy happily retired when Luornu married him. He didn't need to push his already incredible luck after that.

...Star Boy was too scared to dance the shurg with the other kids due to a tragic mass induction accident at his school's Super Sadie Hawkins ...of Space.

Otherwise known as Spacey Hawkins.

...Supergirl is the Andromeda from Earth-S.

... Matter-Eater Lad detests hot fudge sundaes.

... Brainiac 5 has profiles on eHarmony, BigBustyBlondes.com, and Manplay.com

... Oli-3 has been planning an assault on Legion Headquarters

... Stone Boy was a porn star befoore he tried out for the Legion

... Chlorophyl Kid knows where to score the best lotus fruit.

Each of the Legionnaires alone can beat up all the other Legionnaires combined.

...Saucey Jones has saved the universe no less than 3 times in untold tales.

...Shirley, the Legionnaires' resident maid, has DESTROYED the universe twice in untold tales.

...Laser Ape is from the same time-period as Anti-Lad.

...Lester Spiffany secretly funds the Heroes of Lallor, and is trying to create his own team to rival the Legion.

...the Emerald Eye of Ekron is nearsighted.

...Mano's twin brother, Pedo, had the power to destroy anything he stepped on. Their older sister was called 'Hot Lips,' and had a literal 'kiss of death.'

...the Dark Man uses clones of Chlorophyll Kid, Stone Boy, Fire Lad and Night Girl, aka 'the Green Man,' 'the Brown Man,' 'the Red Man' and 'the Dark Woman,' to do covert work.

...Color Kid thought he was 'pretty hot' as a woman, and, while everyone politely says that he was blinded by Earth-Man, he's actually on leave exploring his feminine side, thanks to the magic of Pro-Fem.

...for her initiation from wizarding school, Mysa had to swallow a pixie. That's why she now has antennae.

...Lyle Norg didn't really die, he entered the ghost realm then occupied the body of Jacques Foccart, but remains only in Jacques' subconscious, occasionally correcting his English grammar. (BTW, that fling with Myla the ghost girl just didn't work out.)

...Triplicate Girl wrote the Legion newsletter before the team became too busy to self-publish. Losing 1/3rd of your staff doesn't help matters either.

...the real reason Chemical Kid was admitted to the Legion is that he has the ability to control any chemical reaction. Any... chemical... reaction...

...Dream Girl's beauty mark is a sentient creature that stowed away aboard Superboy on one of his trips from the distant past, where it once lived on the face of Marilyn Monroe.

...Jacques, Dawnstar, and B5 have had several theological arguments far into the night loud enough to literally wake up everyone on Earth.

...On a four-sided dare, Cham, Drura, Yera, and Mysa started up an anon antennae fetishist page on Spacebook just to see how many of their own teammates would sign up under fake names.

. . . Princess Projectra doesn't like "Jeckie," but it's better than the Legion's original nickname for her, "P.P."

. . . Mon-El doesn't really need the anti-lead serum. He just drinks it for "medicinal purposes".

. . . Shrinking Violet let her hair grow out and adopted a more dynamic costume because she was tired of being asked if she was the Legionnaires' mom.

...the Legion felt sorry for both Bouncing Boy and Karate Kid which is why they became members. But not Matter-Eater Lad. They were scared of him.

...Light Lass mistakenly left her cellular trim ray down in the main lab that fateful day Bouncing Boy lost his powers.

"Breaking News!!!"

Carggites were average humanoids to begin with until the fledgling settlers of this planet contracted a virus. The effects of which were very serious, (they became inflicted with dissociative identity disorder.) The scientific community discovered this was combated/controlled by a strange side effect of splitting into three separate beings.

Also!!! Mekt Ranzz (A.K.A. Lightning Lord,) has been reunited with his twin, (Super- Villain- Freak, Validus.) More on this as the details unfold...

...Everyone on Imsk is genetically descended from Ryan Choi.

...and Grace Choi.

...Saturn Girl refuses to play when she's stuck with the 'iron' game piece during Spaceopoly.

...After being grazed by blasterfire, Imra does indeed have a metal plate in her posterior, although anyone who calls her 'ironbutt' is likely to have an inexplicable case of bedwetting...