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by Klar Ken T5477 - 05/24/25 03:52 PM
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...slept with while drunk, and then mindwiped:
Quislet -- The hard part was coming up with an explanation for all the exploded machinery in Garth and Imra's bedroom.
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Anti-Lad. Or was it the other way around?
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Dawnstar -- "No, honey, I have no idea where these feathers came from."
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Tenzil -- Later Garth says, "er, Imra, something's missing down here..." Imra says, "Oh, crap!" A mindzap and some cosmetic surgery later, and Imra's latest indiscretion is safely hidden, once again! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Blok! This explains how he later had 'telepathy with rocks,' as he wasn't even Blok anymore, but the son of Blok and Imra, secretely replacing Blok.
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Sensor -- "No, honey, I don't know where all these scales came from. And I don't know why my ribs are cracked, as if something was squeezing me."
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Why stop at just one? She could use her telepathy to instigate an orgy, then mind-wipe everybody once everyone is satisfied. 
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Imra would never do something like that. Why just the other night I was out with her and a bunch of other friends. I do have to say that the drinks were coming fast and furious, but otherwise Imra was the model of propriety. At least I am pretty sure she was. The later part of the night gets a bit fuzzy. I did wake up on a bench in front of Legion Headquarters.
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
Imra would never do something like that. Why just the other night I was out with her and a bunch of other friends. I do have to say that the drinks were coming fast and furious, but otherwise Imra was the model of propriety. At least I am pretty sure she was. The later part of the night gets a bit fuzzy. I did wake up on a bench in front of Legion Headquarters. I heard that several other Legionnaires woke up on the same bench, and none of them remembered where they'd been. And the bench turned out to be Chameleon Boy, and he didn't know where he'd been either.
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Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on ipernity! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Star Boy - He left her with a heavy heart.
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Ferro Lad - The secret origin of the "Iron Butt Imra" nickname!
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Ferro Lad - The secret origin of the "Iron Butt Imra" nickname! Oooooh! Nasty! Maybe we ARE related!
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Originally posted by Chief Taylor: Tenzil -- Later Garth says, "er, Imra, something's missing down here..."
Imra says, "Oh, crap!"
A mindzap and some cosmetic surgery later, and Imra's latest indiscretion is safely hidden, once again!
Well, now we know why Tenzil left the Legion so abruptly. I guess the mindwipe didn't completely take.
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i bet she was in charge of the orgy ship and there was no 'master'
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Oh hey, we've now established that Imra has met Robotman, Negative Man and the Chief!
Which of them did she kiss and mind-wipe?
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My guess would be Robotman ... no need to mindwipe him. Everyone would just assume he was bragging, again!
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Catspaw: "Honey, who's been shedding all over the bedroom?"
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