Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION The Anywhere Machine You just KNOW it's going to be a bad day when ...

... you have a co-worker storm in your office demanding that you (a raving chocoholic) NOT give up Chocolate for Lent because the rest of the office won't be able to put up with you if you don't have chocolate.

*sigh*

... maybe this one has been covered, but just in case ....

You know it's going to be a bad day when ...
... you kill your spouse by giving them a bourban enema.

ONLY in Texas.

Apparently a guy with a SERIOUS alcohol addiction was having some health issues along with some massive throat problems. So he was unable to drink any booze of any sort. So his wife, being the LOVING soul she was, decided to give him a bourban enema so he could get his fix. But TWO liters worth????????

Unfortunaly, the colon absorbs a lot more substance/nutrition. So MUCH more of the alcohol was absorbed in his system than would have normally been absorbed.

He croaked with SEVERE alcohol poisoning.

Just gotta LOVE those Texans!!!!!!!

That should be a nominee for a Darwin award

or a finalist for Stupid Pet Tricks!

I think they'll find strong competition from THIS guy...

But he's not dead. Yet.

A bit too much chlorine in THAT gene pool.

I'll never think of Texas or enemas the same way again.

Not that I ever think of either of them, actually.

Hmmmmmmm .......

I'll have to see if I can remedy that.
At least the Texas part, anyway. =Þ

I've heard Texas can be fun, it's just that my two main memories are being forced to visit my scary relatives there when I was a kid, and almost fainting at a Depeche Mode concert a couple of years ago in Dallas! :-)

I'm not knocking Texas, really; heck, I'm from MISSISSIPPI!!!

You just KNOW it's going to be a bad day when...

You post on Newsarama that you like Ron better than Jason as firestorm in the stuart moore thread.

"Hello David, your herd is calling!"

The guy from POV's post is eligible for a Darwin....he did remove himself from the gene pool...that's their main requirement. They have had winners who've lived in the past.

Jack - Doesn't matter. I'll try to give ya a more pleasant view of Texas. Some of it can be kinda nice.

Ded - Good point. I didn't think about that.

Richshaw - Whuff!! Could be exciting hangin' around those posts on Newsarama.

Hmmmmmmmmm ...
You just know it's gonna be a bad day when your boss comes in and tells you to keep your employees under control.

There was a meeting with some school princpals and the assistant superintendent. There was a lot of excuse making and bickering going on. Joan, bless her heart, got fed up and finally said to the principals, "Fine!! It's YOUR decision! Don't do it! WE DON'T CARE!!!!!!"

So Travis informed me I had to keep my employees under control. I've stopped by and picked up some bags of chocolate candy. The next meeting we go to, I'm giving a bag to Joan. With her mouth full of candy, she won't be able to talk.

... You turn your back on your computer for a minute to talk with some co-workers, only to turn BACK to the computer and realize *SOMEBODY* remoted in and changed your background to: