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I love the feel of warm squishy mud twixt mah' toes.

Sour weeds are yummy on tha tummy.

Who needs guns...we's got dirt clods!

Nuthin' sez' luvin' like a snowball in the ear!

"The wind doth taste so bittersweet,
Like jasper wine and sugar.
I'll bet it's blown through others' feet,
Like those of...
...Casper Weinberger."

- Opus the Bard

"George Phblat's new film, 'Benji Saves the Universe,' has brought the word, 'Bad' to new levels of badness."

"Bad acting. Bad effects. Bad everything. This film just oozed rottenness from every bad scene... simple bad beyond all infinite dimensions of possible badness."


"Well... maybe not that bad, but Lord, it wasn't good."

"Some jerk parked his corvette in a handicapped zone. We tried to move it but they locked the transmission...not that we didn't try!" WHAM *sound of a transmission hitting a bar top.

Ahead Warp Zillian!

PENGUIN LUST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ronco Turnip Twaddlers for everyone!!11 Merry Christmas!!

"Out? I just signed a lease!"

"So we're going condo! Vamoose!"

"Every breath you take
Every, uh, leaf you rake
Every dog you wake
Every herring you bake
I'll be watching yoooouuu..."

[trombone solo]

[the crowd roars]

"Er, 'Sting' and the boys would like a word with you."

"Thank You, Thank You! Groupies always welcome!"

"Nun-beating? Good Lord, man, I can't condone THAT!"

Little, tiny jackabasselopes hopping everywhere as Opus tries to get pampers for all of them.

NRA Lobbyist: Where's the candidate (Bill the Cat)? Did he enjoy our little gift?
(RAT-AT-AT-AT-AT)
...Ah, he's exercising his constitutionally-protected second amendment rights.

Milo: Apparently at the neighbors.

"Tain't corn! It's dope!"

[passes ice tray]

"Refill this while you think about it. It's nesting season."

Opus answers the door on Christmas morning to see a flock of Christmas geese in red ties.

They've come to lift a friend high in the sky because he'd made a wish for wings that work.
sigh

"That rock and roll SMUT is a threat to the morals of the traditional American family!"

"Dad, you think that pantyhose ads are a threat to the traditional American family!"

"Go! I don't converse with pagans!"

Candle, thats actually what got me to remembering all the fun I had reading Bloom County. I found A Wish for Wings that Work and gave it to my four year old as a stocking stuffer for christmas. He loved it and played it about thirty times.

Man, there's just something about animated penguins. The best thing about the Madagascar movies are the penguins. Then there's Opus. And who can forget Chilli Willi?

*PENGUIN LUST!

I used to work at a recreational facility, a part of the State Institution that's closed now.

In the pool area, I painted a lot of murals of sea creatures.
I tried to keep most of them Oregon sights but I couldn't resist penguins, including quite a few paintings of Opus.
I've only seen the Wish movie once, but I have the book.

I watch the Penguins of Madagascar cartoon on the Disney channel every chance I get, too!

"Wife, I'm home! Fix me a steak!"

"Fix it yourself, Mr. Moral Majority! I'm tired!"

"Sir, your sign says 'Have It Your Way' and 'My way' is herring on a bun with lots of mayo!"

"Milkshake. Hold the cup."

"Is there something wrong?"

"Well, I strongly suspect that you're carbonating my hormones."

"Sir, some of my best friends are chickens."

"Super. D'you want legs, thighs, or breasts?"

"DISMEMBERMENT? Are you BARBARIANS?!?!"

"..."

"Well, this 'Colonel' chap and I are going to have words!"

"Regular or crispy skin?"

Pear pimples for hairy fishnuts.