Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
[*]Is suicidal and/or depressed.
Yeah, because that couldn't be a sign of something OTHER than a kid going goth. Like trouble at home or at school, being picked on by other kids or just having some kind of chemical imbalance.
Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
[*]Complains of boredom.
Because no one is allowed to be bored, EVAH!
Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
[*]Sleeps too excessively or too little.
That's a sign of being goth HOW? If you're sleeping too much, you could very well have mono, or be like me and my underactive thyroid before I got on the meds. Chemical imbalances will screw you up good and cause everything from severe fatigue in the middle of the afternoon to weight issues to dry skin.
Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
[*]Is excessively awake during the night.
[*]Dislikes sunlight or any other form of light. (This pertains to vampires promoting the idea that His light is of no use.)
Or it might mean you're like me with my graveyard shift and you don't like the dang sun because it makes it tough to sleep during the day. XD
Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
[*]Demands an unusual amount of privacy.
[*]Spends large amounts of time alone.
[*]Requests time alone and quietness. (This is so that your child may speak to evil spirits through meditation.)
Some people just don't like a lot of loud noises/ambient noise. Some people also don't like to be pestered while they curl up with a good book (not necessarily of a Satanic nature). ;P
Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
[*]Expresses an interest in sex.
Gosh dang puberty and hormones.
Wow... According to that list, I'm a Satan worshipping goth as I meet more than five of the listed warning signs. Yet, go figure, I'm Christian.
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