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One of my friends posted this on Facebook, but I thought you guys might get a kick out it! 9 Signs Your Husband is Gay! Fortunately, since all of you have a healthy interest in sci-fi, I'm pretty sure you aren't gay!
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"excessive back talk and speaking with one’s hands"??? I thought that just meant I was Italian! 
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Nope, Exnihil, that means you're totally gay!
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I saw it on the Huffington Post yesterday. I also went to the site it came from, Christwire. Some people commenting at the Huffington Post say that it is a satirical site. One of the other articles on the site is "Do gay pets go to heaven". Reading some of the stuff there really made me think WTF
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Whew! None of those apply to me, thank gawd! 'Bout the closest thing to gay I do is have sex with men- and that's not on the list.
Just spouting off.
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You better tell your wife right now, Ex
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Originally posted by CJ Taylor:
Whew! None of those apply to me, thank gawd! 'Bout the closest thing to gay I do is have sex with men- and that's not on the list. Well, as long as you don't do it in an effeminate way, I'm sure you're fine!
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I have to admit, I do go to the gym and have no interest in sports. But I have not seen any sexual activity in the locker room apart from the occassional 3 way.
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Beauty's where you find it. Not just where you bump and grind it.
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Who knew it would take 9 ways to figure out a married person was happy?
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I am a dismal failure! I do very few of these things!
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More signs to look out for;
10) Is he, like, a priest? (Yeah, life of celibacy, eschew the company of women, likes to wear fancy robes. Why did you marry this guy, is he your beard, are you a lesbian?)
11) Does he not have sex with you at least five times a week? (He's either gay or there's something terribly wrong with you. Do you not shave your legs?)
12) Do you keep finding him in bed with guys? (Trick question, this is actually totally normal, really.)
13) Does he bathe? (Only women care about cleanliness. If he's covered in mud, he's a real guy.)
14) Does he look, dress or act masculine or macho? (It's a trap. The only reason a man would look manly, is to attract other men who would find that sort of thing attractive! If he looks like a slob, with no regards for personal appearance, you're totally safe, he's a keeper.)
15) Does he support gay marriage or other liberal causes? (A sign of poufy thinking.)
16) Does he oppose gay marriage or support conservative causes? (A sign of overcompensation.)
17) Does he claim to be a moderate, on the fence or to be apolitical? (Wishy-washy, probably bisexual, definitely unreliable and hiding something!)
18) Does he listen to rock music? (All those long-haired men, some of them wearing makeup? Yeah.)
19) Does he listen to classical music? (Fruity, high-falutin, elitist, intellectual. Gayer than Frasier.)
20) Does he listen to country music? (All those square-jawed men in tight jeans? Really.)
21) Does he listen to talk radio? (Probably not interested in any sort of sex, actually, so this man is totally not gay, or straight, or possibly even human...)
22) Does he like sports? (All those sweaty muscular men, running and grabbing at each other? You really don't think they have all those 'locker-room interviews' for the *female* audience, do you? Yes, even golf, with all that shaft-gripping and ball-handling.)
23) He spends times with the kids. (That's a woman's role, and he isn't being considerate, he's stealing your role, because he secretely wants to be a mom!)
24) He avoids the kids. (He's squeamish, and diaper-changing makes him flee the room. What sort of manly man is afraid of getty dirty? Suspicious!)
25) He's okay with you being the bread-winner or making important decisions for the family. (What sort of real man allows his woman to work? By abdicating his male role to you, he's signalling that he wishes he was a woman!)
26) Is he white? (There are more gay white man in America than gay men of any minority!)
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Originally posted by Quislet, Esq.:
I have to admit, I do go to the gym and have no interest in sports. But I have not seen any sexual activity in the locker room apart from the occassional 3 way. Just as well. When would you ever have found the time to get all buffed and toned otherwise?
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Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Originally posted by CJ Taylor:
Whew! None of those apply to me, thank gawd! 'Bout the closest thing to gay I do is have sex with men- and that's not on the list. Soooo... CJ's not a gay dude, but apparently I am??!!  I blame my parents and all those show tunes and operas they subjected me to when I was too young to know any better. Damnit...
Last edited by cleome47; 10/24/13 10:27 AM.
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CRAP!!! I haven't trimmed my pubic hairs lately... I'm STRAIGHT!!!!
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well i have seen at least 55% men who goes to bathhouse regularly are either married with a wife or Bisexual without wifes knowledge. I used to work there a long time ago...15 years ago + when I was desperately needing to earn $$$ to pay off the debt so I could get back to finish my BA degree. yeah Imagine that. heh. ah memories. *gasp* 
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Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Lets see, today's activities... Ran property lines in the woods, covered in spider webs and sweat. Made like a bear in the woods. Helped inlaws move 32 ft' travel trailer with experience in driving pickup trucks, backing trailers, and setting up using front mount hitch's and ourtriggers. Played tackle with my nearly five year old son. Felt up wife. Damn, all that sounds overly macho. Guess I'm overcompensating for something.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Originally posted by MLLASH:
CRAP!!! I haven't trimmed my pubic hairs lately... I'm STRAIGHT!!!! Yeah, and the sitcoms and ads and popular songs misled everyone about it, really. Most days it's kinda' boring. Now you know why we have to drink so much.
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Originally posted by MLLASH: ![[Linked Image]](http://i47.photobucket.com/albums/f185/MLLASH/Jersey-Shore-boys_320.jpg) No Idea who they are. Local boy band?
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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Jersey Shore Boys. At least according to the image info.
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Four guys posing in a hot tub or pool. If they aren't gay, they sure are trying to give the impression, lol.
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
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With all the money they have "earned", they had better be happy.
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