Legion World Forums LEGION CLUBHOUSE The Legion of Super-Heroes Long Live the Legion! Hotties that make you go "Uuuughh, sure?"

Infectious Lass. Major hottie that would make anyone think twice.

Obnoxious Frat Boy- "Hey Babe, yer' Hot!"

Infectious Lass- "Oh, thats just the Minoxion IX Fanta virus!"

Does the Fanta virus make you do the dance and everything?

As for other hotties that would make me think twice;

Calorie Queen - "Oh, you're so precious, I could eat you alive!"
Me - "Please don't."

Silver Slasher (running razor nails down chest) - "Hey there."
Me (standing in a puddle) - "Wibble."

Titania - "You ever read Niven's Woman of Steel, Man of Tissue Paper? I like crushing men between my thighs until they pop like a grape."
Me - "Check, please..."

Ya' know, i have always had a few problems with Niven's theories. Like, why exactly would Clark's....arriving.... be so deadly. I mean, has he ever spit through a brick wall? Does his sweat leave his body in bullet like ...ummm...spurts?

And i am a pretty big guy, 6'4", clock in around 250 lbs, and yet, i have never hurt my wife...

Reads like a very intersting treatise, but i am not sure i agree with it.

And the fanta virus makes you thirsty for multi-colored beverages that aren't necessairyly (sp?) good for your teeth, lol.

One might suppose that if Clark's skin and muscle were made of steel (or the Kryptonian equivalent), it would be much harder than a human organ.

One might also suppose that "arriving" at super-speed (as might happen in the passion of love) could also prove dangerous.

Ah, but that is assuming that it is at superspeed.

Why?

Why wouldn't it be normal speed? That seems to be a rather large assumption on the writers part. After all, he doesn't walk at superspeed everywhere, does he?

Like i say, i just had problems with some of his theories and the practical applications. Now, it was a much better read using those assumptions, but they aren't a given.

And to get this topic back on much safer ground...

Emerald Empress...hot, sure. Sexy in a viscious was, sure...but really, who wants to be "eyeballed" all the time?

As I said, Clark might just get carried away in the passion of love.

As for hotties to avoid, Marvel had female member of Hydra named Mankiller, whose name said it all.

Would you really want to be with Thunder if she cried out her magic word while in the throes of passion?

Or Andromeda, if you referred to her as the Flying Buttress while in the middle of zug-zug?

Wouldn't being the recipient of oral pleasure by Tenzil be dangerous?

The question is, *can* Superman spit through a brick wall. (And I would expect that the answer is 'yes,' since he can blow air out of his mouth and knock over a building.) [No idea about the sweat. Does sweat forcefully spurt out of normal people through some sort of muscular contraction?]

This being the case, you or I can *control* how hard we spit (or breath, or kiss, or even urinate!), but unless Kryptonian physiology is different than human physiology in that respect, Superman wouldn't be able to control how forcefully he ejaculates (or sneezes, or vomits, or muscle spasms, or any other involuntary action).

So yeah, dangerous. Particularly in hayfever season.

The comics assume that Clark (or Mon, or whomever) doesn't destroy urinals when he 'really has to go' or blow over buildings during hayfever season or wake up with a charleyhorse that brings down the house, so it seems that KryptoDaxamite physiology includes control of otherwise reflexive / autonomic / involuntary bodily processes.

Which means that the thing that Karate Kid does where he 'controls his entire body' is yet another random side-power that comes with the Kryptonian package, along with invulnerability, enough super-strength to push the moon out of the sky, Flash-level super-speed (enough to travel through time), solar-powered regeneration (even from death!), heat vision hotter than the sun, X-Ray vision, infrared vision, immortality, telescopic vision, microscopic vision, flight, super-cold breath, eidetic memory, and such oft-forgotten gems as Super-Hypnotism, the ability to inhale a nuclear explosion and exhale it again later and a brain 100x more powerful than a human brain with the willpower of Hal Jordan.

Poor little lamb, how does he get by?

The crux of the argument here is just how much control do characters have over their powers. And in the case of sex, would there be a big loss of control: Would Colossal Boy grow to maximum giant size? Would Laurel Gand tighten certain, crucial muscles with disastrous results? Could Saturn Girl fry her mates brain if overwhelmed?

I dunno. Maybe these people would have to look into tantric techniques to minimize these possible consequences

And to get back to less X-rated matters...wouldn't Porcupine Pete's "prickly" manner turn away potential paramours?

Think about all the silly moments Chlorophyll Kid could share with his (likely*) multiple lovers about 'growth'.

*likely, since he was so the freaking man in TMK!