Legion World Forums LEGION COMPANION The Anywhere Machine Random quote madness!!!

Here's the drill; in this topic, you post your favorite quotes, no matter the source. Simple, no? Don't forget to atribute the quote to it's owner.

Ok here's my quote for the day:

"I feel we've all arrived at a very special place: spiritually, ecumenically, gramatically..."- CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, Pirates of the Caribbean: CotBP

BTW, hilarious movie, easily one of my all time favorites.

Cool! I love funny quotes!

"My cat's breath smells like cat food"
-Ralph Wiggum 'The Simpsons'

"That came out sounding a lot more lesbian than it did in my head." Anya from the episode 'Tough Love' of Buffy. Season 5 I think. Just saw the episode tonight and that line made me crack up.

"Fuck me gently with a chainsaw!"

- Heathers

"I love being the hostess. It's so easy to get home at the end of the evening."
-- Brittany from MTV cartoon 'Daria'

You must have read my mind.

"You've got me? Who's got you?"

- Lois Lane, Superman

"Why are you wearing that stupid human suit?" - Frank - DOnnie Darko

"Why don't you come see me sometime when you have no class?"
-- Rodney Dangerfield to English professor Sally Kellerman in Back to School

"The people you meet when you don't have a gun."

-Ryan Stiles, Whose Line Is It Anyway?

"Listen, do you smell something?"
-- Dan Akroyd, "Ghostbusters"

"Stupid is as stupid does."

HWW, that's an underrated comic movie gem.

"I'm so outta shape, I'm givin' my body to science fiction."
-- Rodney Dangerfield, in "Back to School"

"C'mon, Mom, I'm middle-aged."
"No, dear, I'm middle-aged."
"Yeah? How many 120-year-olds do you know?"
-- Meryl Streep and Shirley MacLaine in "Postcards From the Edge"

"You haven't slept with her, have you?"
"That is a cheap question, and the answer is, of course, no comment."
"'No comment' means 'yes.'"
"No, it doesn't!"
"Do you ever masturbate?"
"Definitely no comment."
"See, it means 'yes.'"
-- Max (Tim McInnerny) and William (Hugh Grant) obliquely
discussing Anna (Julia Roberts), in "Notting Hill"

This is actually a take on 'background chatter' used in British comedies, most notably Are You Being Served?. Whenever they needed talking going on behind the coversation of focus they would say "The things you see when you haven't got your gun.". The phrase also made it into the script a number of times for other instances.

It makes sense to hear Ryan Stiles say it since he was on the British version of Who's Line. I love that show.

"If you can't beat them, arrange to have them beaten."

George Carlin

Great thread for Boosting Posts Count and Testing That Signature ...

"The Church of the SuperGenius continues to worship Wile E. Coyote.
We are currently denying the existence of a secret gnostic inner
group, known as the Church of Wile E. Coyote, Scientist, whose
esoteric doctrine is that this entire world was built by ACME."
-- Arthur D. Hlavaty

"When I was ten, I read fairy tales in secret and would have been
ashamed if I had been found doing so. Now that I am fifty, I read
them openly. When I became a man, I put away childish things --
including the fear of childishness and the desire to be grown-up."
-- C.S. Lewis

"What about that 'Elisa' you left back in Michigan?"
"Oh, she isn't real. Just someone I made up."
"Well, them's the best kind. Right now -- I need the worst kind!"
-- Ben (Lee Marvin) and Pardner (Clint Eastwood) in "Paint Your Wagon"

It's more the way it is now than it's ever been. - Dwight D. Eisenhower

"Now, don't everypanic body, just because the comesters are ganging!"
-- The Skipper, "Gilligan's Island"

Man, you learn something new on this board everyday. Thanks for the info!

"Hazards are risks, and risks are chances."
-- Fairport Convention (lyrics by Sandy Denny), "Stranger to Himself"

“Room service? Send up a larger room.” - Groucho Marx