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Time Trapper
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The Death Psychic While running to your car, you stumble on a curb and your body is thrown violently to the street. Moments later, you are engulfed and mutilated by a street sweeper.Probably in a hurry to get to work too. 
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While on a scavenger hunt, you are the first one to find item number 5, an angry Coral snake.
Ain't it the way....
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are skinned alive and left in an abandoned warehouse.
Well, that's not good...
I was actually having this discussion with a few friends the other day -- would you want to know when your time is up? I was the only one who said "yes". I figured it would allow me to relax now and give me time (assuming there's time) to prepare for when it happens. Would anyone else want to know when you were going to die?
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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You die in your sleep from old age. (Boring, ain't it?)
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Leader
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Leader
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A disgruntled sandwich shop employee puts a razor blade onto your sandwich. The razor deeply cuts your mouth and tongue numerous times, and you nervously choke to death on your own blood.
Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.
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Leader
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After a heated argument with a crazed dry cleaner, he savagely strangles you to death with your own pants.
See, now this could never happen. I haven't been to a dry cleaners in 30 years, and that's only because I was a little kid and went with my mom. (Crosses fingers)
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Applicant
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Applicant
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Hey, didn't the Legion run into this in the Silver Age? Only instead of a neat computer interface, their death forecaster was nothing more than a bunch of paintings? (And when was the last time you saw a painting on a 30th/31st century apartment? Man, the people of the future sure love bare walls!)
Percy: [on discovering the secret of alchemy]
Oh Edmund can it be true, that I hold in my mortal hands a nugget of purest GREEN??
"Blackadder"
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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You die from complications of a ruptured appendix
OK, now thats actually possible as I still have all my bits in working order.
Faithfull
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As the unfortunate target of a serial killer, you are thrown into a vat of sulfuric acid. Your body is turned into a thick sludge.
So I end up a slurpee?
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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While on a group tour of a candy factory, you fall over a guardrail and land on a taffy pulling machine. Your head, torso, and legs are ripped into three separate sections.
Not really the way I expected to go...guess I had to split....*haha*
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Deputy
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Deputy
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While sitting in the passenger seat of a friend's car, a faulty airbag deploys, crushing your face.
Bummer.
Hic!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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While in a hardware store, a strange man picks up an axe and attacks you with it, dismembering your body.
I do live across from a Home Depot... *gulp*
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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You die from complications of liver failure caused by years of heavy drinking.
I live just down the street from a bar ... gulp!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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While working late one night, the janitor mistakes you for an intruder and beats you to death with a ridiculously large ring of keys.
This is totally possible. I'm not working late alone ever again!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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While attempting to remove a slice of burnt toast from your toaster using a metal fork, you're electrocuted.
Active LMB character is still Beast Boy.
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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A disgruntled cook at the local bar and grill poisons your food. You suffer in agony for days until the poison eventually kills you.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by Green Lad:
Hey, didn't the Legion run into this in the Silver Age? Only instead of a neat computer interface, their death forecaster was nothing more than a bunch of paintings? (And when was the last time you saw a painting on a 30th/31st century apartment? Man, the people of the future sure love bare walls!) Wasn't that in the Devil's Dozen 2-parter? I think Ferro Lad was given an eerie glimpse of his death... 
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