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The War of Brainiac Five's Nether Parts
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If there were a Legion story titled this, I would be a very happy man.
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I'm in, but only Violet leads the mesoderm-derived forces (the gonads and such) against the outer surface layers of Brainy's nether parts.
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Oh, I was totally thinking the Imskian army would have to be involved in this.

Sequels to this story would include Senor Londo and the Lotus Lords and The Troublesome Offspring of Ambassador Relnic.

They'd be followed by Captain Allon's Mandolin, which would then be made into a crappy movie version starring Nicholas Cage and Penelope Cruz.
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Imskians at war!? Shades of Venado Bay!

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#21048 12/09/06 07:41 PM
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Observe as Violet and her band of Imskians take Big and Little Round Top
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Of course, to their surprise, Vi and the Imskians would find themselves opposed by an army of soildiers led by The Mess. laugh

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we could end the war by pouring Jack Daniels on all the Imskian soldiers, then pouring salt on them, and sit back as the drunken ***s beat each other to death with the salt crystals.

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My! Then they would be in a pickle!
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I'd pay to see all of this! XD

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