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in season
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Hide my thesaurus and put on shin guards?
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Unseen, not unheard
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Delete my survivor thread and shave all my hair off.
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Time Trapper
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First he'll have to out-diet me, which takes precious time.
Then he'll have to out-flirt me, which is a learned skill.
While he's acquiring all these skills, I'll take a baseball bat (aluminum) and smash his pretty blonde-boy face in.
I emerge victorious!!!
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Time Trapper
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Challenge me to a rock-n-roll, movie or comics trivia contest.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Deputy
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Deputy
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By repairing every bicycle on Earth himself. When no bicycles are broken, I am but a mere Superman. 
"Gee, Brainy, what do you want to do tonight?"
"The same thing we do every night, Bouncing Boy: try to take over the United Planets!!"
They're B.B. and The Brain ...
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Wanderer
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He will acquire the power to turn brussel sprouts into chocolate.
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He will defeat EDE by giving him a bad perm.
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Wanderer
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Hasn't he already done that?
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Wanderer
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He would defeat me simply by turing all of the threads on Legion World in to strictly *shudder* ON TOPIC threads. 
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Wanderer
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He would also amp up the flood control!
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Wanderer
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He'd defeat me by taunting me becuase I'm just really sensitive 
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Active
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 He'd show me the 'silver lining' to every situation!
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Bold Flavors
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He'd take away my penis and all the alcohol in the world.
Then he'd thumb me in the eye for good measure, that bastard!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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He'd get really close to me and spend all night talking to me, whilst the bas*%*d is in my personal space
Faithfull
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Wanderer
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
He'd take away my penis and all the alcohol in the world.
Then he'd thumb me in the eye for good measure, that bastard! Better that then him sticking you own penis in your eye. Now THAT would suck!
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Applicant
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Applicant
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..."e-books"...and microfiche!
*shudder*
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Bold Flavors
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Originally posted by Loser Lad: Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
[b] He'd take away my penis and all the alcohol in the world.
Then he'd thumb me in the eye for good measure, that bastard! Yup, that would be about the absolute worst thing that could happen! That sounds more like a thing Nardo would do though!
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Active
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 He would take away my Cobalt KING. Then I'd join a nunnery and slowly lose my mind like fair Ophelia.
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Wanderer
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he would inject me with that Sex-Changing Disease that Infectious Lass once loosed on Color Kid
which would leave my homosexual butt completely confused -- by the time i realized i could get even MORE boys as a girl, he would have taken me out by inducing menstruation
i'd faint if i started bleeding down there
call me a sissy
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Candidate
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He would be in all the chat rooms I go to, and make all the jokes I was going to make just a few seconds before I could type them up, and then he'd write the same short stories I write and submit them all for publication before I could..but worst of all, he'd make MY cats love HIM more than they love me. : (
A true friend is someone who believes in you even when you don't believe in yourself.
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