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Joined: Jul 2003
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Terrifyingly On-Topic.
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Oh, there's no need to be embarrassed, you're not alone. (Except in the way that you are alone.) 
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I was just dating her to be near her sister in law.
That and she found out I didn't have a twin.
But...mostly the former.
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Time Trapper
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Despite the initial... spark, she wanted out of a heavy relationship - she wanted something light...
So she dumped me for a guy who thought he was an android and was addicted to lotus flowers.
Go figure.
At least she dumped him... I ran into her a decades or so ago... asked her how the Little Woman was...
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Time Trapper
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I let her know in no uncertain terms that her shamelessly putting the mack on me wasn't going to make this gay guy commit suicide like it did Pol Krinn and she left me alone after that.
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Substitute
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Substitute
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She finally noticed I had an Adam's apple...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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The commute to the 21st century was killer...
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Leader
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Leader
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Just didn't have that divine Spark, I guess. Even though I resemble an angel ...
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Time Trapper
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Who said she did? We had a very nice affair years and years ago. But then, she took a disliking to men, and went with an emotionally stunted dude, then went to chicks alltogether.
Still, there was just something about all that weightless lovin...
Oh, the days we spent under the stars at night, only a transblanket, the moon, the stars, a small picnic basket, and we...
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Substitute
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Substitute
Joined: Jul 2003
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I never dated Ayla...
but I got Brin on the rebound!
Scrofulus!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Like Ayla ever stood a chance with me in the first place.
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She found out I was only with her because of her reddish hair...
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Space Fatigue Survivor
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Space Fatigue Survivor
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Ayla, Ayla bo Bayla
Banana fanna fo Fayla
Fe fi fo Mayla
Ayla
I thought it was catchy ...
Celebrating 10+ years of Legion Worldness
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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Ayla's pretty darned cute but after "the look" I got from Garth I figured I'd live a lot longer if we were "just friends".
What do you mean "What look?" You know what I mean. You know that crazy/scary look he gives you once in a while? Oh. You've never gotten that look?
I guess it's just me then, eh?
Dang.
Must be the hair.
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Let's get the real dirt here. Why did you reject Ayla?
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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To flighty. She didn't seem to have any real... gravitas! 
Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!
Something pithy!
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Bold Flavors
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Bold Flavors
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I tried to pull a Cosmic Boy... :rolleyes:
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Reservist
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We had been dating for just over a year. I had to go on an emergency mission and I used my powers to make a stand-in. An animatronic papier-mache version of me. Ayla got suspicious when my double fell apart in the Talking Swimming Pool of Nyaygarra III after she tried to kiss me/him/it.
What can I say? After all, I am the Pinata King. It's what I do!
But she forgave me. When Garth died fighting Zaryan the Conqueror, she confided in me her plan to impersonate her. Yep, you guessed it. I made a papier-mache mask that looked like Garth's face but D'oh silly me, I neglected to add the Adam's Apple.
But we are still friends...trust me!
The best way to find out where you're from is to find out where you're going and then work backwards.
Where are you going?
I don't know!
Spooooooon!!!
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I think the reasons are obvious.
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yes. 
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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She was too light headed for me 
Faithfull
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Trap Timer
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Trap Timer
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Well, I purposely made a bad impression on her.
But just so I could found The Legion of Substitute-Boyfriends!
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Legionnaire!
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Legionnaire!
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I thought she was Garth's twin brother and that the little pills in her bedside table were Pro-Fem. Turns out it was Midol. So when I convinced her to stop taking them, rather than turning into a hunk, she just got a cranky headache.
Now we're "just friends."
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Deputy
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Deputy
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In hindsight i'm glad she did all that nagging,Stop eating Lotus fruit,You need plastic surgery,What were you doing with Imra on that asteroid,You need to quit the Legion and spend more time with me so I can Nag you some more.
Lighten up and leave me aLone lady unless you and Imskian ever want to get Acrobatic then maybe we can talk.
I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
But they won't.
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