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It’s tough finding companies willing to sponsor work visas for you...

James Van Der Beek is the voice of Vampirina's father on Vampirina on the Disney channel...

Just saw IT with the family at the movie theatre. We laughed and joked (quietly in a nearly empty room) the entire way through. I thought the girl looked like Amy Adams and the "home school" looked like Mykelita Williams. If they don't get them for the adult roles in the sequel, they will have missed out.

I still do not own a cellphone.

I have a hangnail

Winston Churchill admitted to experimenting with same-sex sex. He stated that he didn't like it.

Some of the MBA students I meet are so hot, muscular and fit. How do they do it???

One of our dogs is more like a cat. He often hides in corners or under the bed so nobody can disturb him. And quite often, when I get home, he is the only one who does not rush down to greet me - but he will approach if I open the fridge.

(IB, we used to have a cat who I swear wanted to be a dog. He would actually follow you around the house whining if you didn't pick him up and pet him. He would also fetch and return little crumpled up balls of paper you threw across the room for him.)

Hey, LW. I've done what everyone dreams of doing: I've located my Stone Age origins without having to pay for one of those DNA-search-type things! See?

https://www.theonion.com/archaeologists-unearth-ancient-clay-pot-shards-from-dwe-1820432216

So I just finished reading a book on Edwin Stanton, the Secretary of War for Lincoln. The book reminded me of how much I hate Gen George McClellan. He was the head of the Union army at the start of the Civil War. Basically he never attacked. He would say he was chasing retreating Confederate soldiers but he never did. He never made a mistake, according to himself, and everyone else was to blame. There was a quote aboiut McClellan attributed to Stanton (although the author doubts it, but thinks Stanton would have agreed with it) "McClellan could have a million men. He would claim the enemy had 2 million men. He would then sit in the mud and ask for 3 million men."

I’m having wine while listening to a business leader speak

The two dogs on Puppy Dog Pals are named Bingo and Rolly.

I’m developing a resistance to caffeine

I keep seeing clickbait articles titled something like "Mark Hamill Reveals Secrets of Upcoming Star Wars Movie."

Mark Hamill has been lying about the content of upcoming Star Wars movies in interviews for forty years. It is part of his schtick. Doesn't everyone know that already?

(He also likes to relate amusing anecdotes of things that happened on-set that never actually happened. The late Carrie Fisher amused herself by calling him out on that stuff repeatedly.)

Paris is magical after midnight

My class voted me "most likely to cry during graduation".

But then, that's because when I'm drunk, I keep telling them how awesome they are for making me feel comfy being all gay in front of them.

On average, Blaze and I trip the smoke alarm in our apartment once a week.

And how often is such an event followed by one of you saying the alarm was triggered because the other is smokin' hot?

I would answer that, but then it wouldn't be sharing a random thing.

Currently watching an episode of Perry Mason in which they need to find Alan Hale Jr. to alibi the defendant. I'm hoping he hasn't left on his three-hour tour.

Also, I keep wanting DeForest Kelley to tell his nagging wife, "Dammit, I'm a doctor, not a businessman."

I got a very good massage yesterday

One of the toilets at work is not flushing as well as it used to. You really need to hold the handle down. The other day I found a large turd in it (with toilet paper). I since have placed a note on the toilet asking people to make sure it gets flushed.

My head hurts today

Roscoe rendered a foot.

Sawdust, sawdust everywhere.