Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board Who the heck was in your weird dream last night?

A friend and I were at a grocery store and he wanted to buy Moscato but lost his fake ID so he made me go buy it. I go up to the cashier with the Moscato and then he asks me where my ID was and threatens to call the cops on me. Then he reveals he's just messing around and then gives me a free bottle of apple Ciroc and a copy of LoSH #300.

Fever dream or omen of the future? You decide!

I don't know, but since I can't have booze anymore, is it okay if I borrow the comic instead?

Sure! Give me a second to nap first though!

I dreamed that we were making a cartoon series about the LMB-verse crossing over into the DC Universe. The Legion had been scattered through time, and we split up to find them.

I remember realizing it must have been a dream, and thinking of coming here to post and telling you all,

"and you were there, and you, and you..."

Well, don't spare us any details!

Jeepers! I totally had an LMB dream the other night as well!

Don't remember a lot of it, but somehow the fate of the world hinged on me, Cobie, and Lady Cobalt playing Kent, Pov, and Conjure Lass in a game of Pictionary! And our team was doing really badly!

Maybe you should have been playing a game of chess with Despero.

Or a fishing derby with D'Spayre!

Or robotic 3D chess with COMPUTO!



I forgot most of it I vaguely remember EDE, you, Lash, Cobie, Lardy and Greybird.... sigh I miss Lash and Grey. And cleome and Fanfie and Rocky and Reboot and Emily and Nightcrawler I think were there. And we found Bouncing Boy, Live Wire and Saturn Girl and were on our way to get Apparition.

And the super Pets were there and Blok the Pet Rock...

I want a dream upgrade so I can be a star in my own dreams, too. Not just in IB's.

Tis the fleeting nature of our dreams.

Luckily, I think we must have won! Because Pov's dirty mind would have caused him to dwell on super-sexual, albeit wrong, answers!

Naturally this was an extension of the inter-dimensional human trafficking plot, though the how & why are lost to dream time.

Here's a dream I had last week. Since I sent notes to a friend on a couple of hours later, I can still post about it

I had a dream earlier involving a woman being turned into a cat and possibly killing someone before she was turned back, Batman & co, a family of BRIAN BLESSEDs, a gameshow involving a bunch of random people on a cliff (including me and some various celebrities, even though I was meant to be working "backroom" and was only there because I'd been messed around so much by the office being moved) being asked questions, and a Russian strike team being offended by something happening in during a break in the show involving finding an old crashed helicopter.

> That is amusingly insane. I approve of this dream.

Oh, I skimmed - partly because it was a few hours ago and it's fading, but it was if anything more insane than it sounds. The first part was a sort of murder mystery that also involved turning into fish to try and figure out what had happened, and it was only realised who was responsible when blood was found on her gauntlet. The youngest of the three BLESSEDs got upstaged constantly by his older brother, who got upstaged by HIS older brother. There was a thing about the middle brother stopping his younger brother getting on a train to Liverpool because he always got drunk on the train, which led to summoning the oldest brother, who was resting as a statue/portrait combo 'cause why not. This latter trait turned out to extend to all three brothers, and they activated the youngests' statue mode cause he wouldn't give in. This led to Spider-Man throwing a spear that was meant to remove something from the oldest's statue-thing, but actually removed Mary Jane from a portait of himself. This led to Batman being brought in, and putting a green plaster on Oracle's chin so she could walk so she could fly a helicopter...

Had a dream that someone who USED to be a friend moved into my apartment with his sister and they kept on demanding me to pay them money in a ridiculous scheme
I was younger and did it because I didn't want to have the conflict and wanted to remain friends

Ye gods, I'm glad that I'm not that person anymore.

Man. Reading all these makes me wish I remembered my dreams more often.

Like what Reboot did, the writing things on a notepad as soon as you wake up helps. With that other dream I shared, I logged on and posted as soon as I woke up.

I looked like Roxaas (the super-bad 2970's version. not the one from TMK) and I had a gorgeous lady sidekick who looked like young Veronica Lake (only with dark hair). We traveled the galaxy together. Everywhere we went, other sexy villains wanted to be our friends and help us destroy whole civilizations in cold blood.



Look, what do you want from me? I just report 'em. I don't compose 'em.

They say our dreams reflect our subconscious yearnings.

I have forgotten the dream, but I remember cleome and Mr. cleome being in it. Which is surprising as I don't know what cleome or Mr. cleome actually looks like.

I blame this place.

I think Exnihil can confirm his alarming resemblance to Cobie's much older, law-practicing, nonexistent 1st cousin. Damn reboots.

Cleome is related to Cobie by parallel-world marriage???

No, no... no arguments... it's now canon! (Off to update the LMB Family Tree)


(PS: about two weeks back I had a dream in which Teeds appeared, giving me a stern lecture. I don't remember what the lecture was about, but I have no doubt I probably deserved it.)

This all verifies what is well-known: Mr. Cleome is one damn good looking guy!

Well, I've always thought so. He also claims an affinity for beagles, BTW.

Lecture subjects are noted on the invoice.

If there was no invoice, that was a Skrull.

You're assuming that we weren't playing the Super-Sexual Edition of Pictionary!