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Re: Jovial Attack Squad!
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Why is this joke like a powered-up Chuck?

Neither has any point.

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What goes most against farmboy Garth's grain?


The reaper.

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What's the difference between a sentient and a banyo peel?

Soemtimes a sentient throws the banyo peel into the gutter and sometimes the banyo peel throws the sentient into the gutter.

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(This one is copied unchanged from the source.)

Why is a neglected damsel like a fire that has gone out?

Because she has not a spark left.

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(Another one [almost] direct from the book.)

What did the sunbeam say [to propose] to the violet?

"Wilt thou?" And she wilted.

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What LSH word is pronounced wrong by most?

Wrong, of course.

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What is that which divides by uniting and unites by dividing?

Space-scissors!

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What sea is most travelled by Coluans?

Brilliancy.

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What C is most treasured by Invisible spies?

(I'll have to get back to you on this one -- TD.)

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What makes a pair of Tyroc's elf booties?

Two elf booties.

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How do you know superheroes aren't that big on the Space-Lottery?

They only ever get one chance.

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You're so cute when you're making a triumphant return!


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(I swiped these from Society Girl)


Projectra: Knock knock.

Val: Who's there?

Projectra: We are the Absolute Monarch of Orando, my Prince Honeybuns.

Val: Hot damn!


Thom: Knock knock, Nura.

Nura: Give it UP, Thom.

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Why was Tusker rejected from the Legion?

They only admit teenagers and he was getting a bit long in the tooth.

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Supergirl: I'm taking Streaky to the Space-Vet. His head has been drooping.

Brainy: Neck's weak?

Supergirl: No, tomorrow!

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Teacher: If you have 2 creds in your left pocket and 3 creds in your right pocket, what do you have?

Lester Spiffany: Someone else's pants, obviously. Really!

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Why does Brin need glasses?

Because he's fur-sighted.

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So is the Jovial Mastadon on the Jovial Attack Squad?


Oh, wait that's Jovian.


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What goes 99 thump, 99 thump, thump, 99 thump...?

Gates with a wooden limb-thingie.

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66 thump if the Jet Platform turns over.

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Ayla: Do you know the difference between a pluberry and a lightning beast?

Brin: No.

Ayla: Remind me to never send you to the space-supermarket!

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Two from Winath
Three from Cargg
What is four and five?


9!

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What's the best way to talk to Charma?

Long distance.

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What does Dream Girl take off last before she gets into bed?


Her feet...off the floor.

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How does Spider Girl travel?


By hair-playin'.

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