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Cobie's bumper stickers:
"Honk if you love the Legion!"
"My son is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My daughter is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My Killer Robot is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My son is the Future Conqueror of Legion World Academy!"
"My Demon is is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My Shark Avatar Beast is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My daughter is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My daughter is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My daughter is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My daughter is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My daughter is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My daughter is an Honor Student at Legion World Academy!"
"My other car is a School Bus!"
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 So, they're not, but kinda, my children? And there is another child on the way? Another potential robot, demon or future world conquerer? Lou, Kippers, someone, hand me a drink...
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*Passes Cobie the end of the funnel*
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 Oh, Cobie Bear, I know it's a lot to take in - cooing thru the holo vid. I promise to give you some hand jive as soon as the girls and I finish our plans. And, to think, I was worried that one or all of the girls might pose a threat. What a silly goose-beast I am Is Miss Terious just a silly goose-beast or was her intuition about the girls correct?
Will her pregnancy continue without any other strange happenings?
Will the son of such a sweaty, sticky union really be evil?
Will Cobalt Kid make an honest woman of Miss T. or will he use the old excuse that she's a modern, 31st century woman and leave her just his baby mama?
These and many new questions will arise in the coming months...
As the Legion Turns!
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I guess it's a good thing I took care of contraception during my liaisons with Cobie. I have the suspicion that on me pregnancy would just look like a third breast...
Some people are like slinkys: not really good for anything, but they bring a smile to your face when you knock them down a flight of stairs
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Cobie, at least you can rest comfortably knowing that no stray children were created while I had control of your body! 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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That's comforting. Of course, my legs were wobbly and I had shoulder pains for three days. I still can't figure out how...
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Did you REALLY want me to draw you a picture as an explanation? 
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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My mind has come up with a few possibilities, but I just don't have the vocabulary to explain it
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 I could project the vocabulary into your mind, Father - with Varalent's permission, of course.
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Um, no thanks sweetie! I'd rather never know...  I'm glad you're here though. Your sisters are bound to get into trouble...
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Can you read my mind right now Sister Saturn?
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I knew you'd ask that, Lou! *tee hee*
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Cobie, are your daughters old enough to go on a group date? Without supervision?
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And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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Ooh, then you can tell me if I'm doing it right.
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:coughs:
And lo, one offspring shall spring from the loins of Cobalt Kid and Miss Terious... that one, though perhaps the most innocent and pure, shall be responsible for the ULTIMATE doom of Cobalt Kid, ending in... death... death... death...
:coughs some more:
Gosh, I need a drink of water! What was I saying...
:vanishes into a swirling mist:
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
OM, I think I need to wear a sign on me that warns people about my brood...
I think I should just carve one onto your back. Stand still for a minute.....
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I think it's time to start thinking about having Cobie fixed.
Bob Barker says "remember to have your Cobalt Kid spayed or neutered!"
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Originally posted by Loser Lad:
I think it's time to start thinking about having Cobie fixed.
Bob Barker says "remember to have your Cobalt Kid spayed or neutered!" Lou, Lou, Lou - don't playa hate. 
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I'm merely concerned about our fragile Legion World ecosystem. I'm not sure our life support system can handle the extreme pressure Cobie's current rate of procreation is putting on it.
*Checks various meters and dials*
We're already running at 104% capacity now. Too much more of this and Legion World could explode!!!
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I guess this is a bad time to tell you that the Shark Avatar Beast, another child of mine, is someone's alt ID here...
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Wait until we start running into little Cobalt grandchildren!
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The Present is Past
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I'm surprised we haven't had a time-travelling great-great-grandchild pop in yet.
Though, heck, maybe that's me!
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Actually we have
"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"
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