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 Just think Cobie, we're having our own little 'Cub'alt Kid! Oh, I'm feeling so nesty! I wish my little sister hadn't been rebooted out of my life! Maybe I'll get a new one in the reimagining! Hey, Cobes, do you think our son will be able to predict when he's going to be near magnets?
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Hopefully! Hopefully he'll be a nice normal super-hero with lots of cool powers  I'm getting that same nervous feeling I've had about six or seven times before. You know, the one were you realize you're going to have children... 
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Hmmm, maybe I can use my degree in super-science to expedite the pregnancy. I'll look into it! I wish I had a popsicle - Cobie lie back! *tee hee*
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Mmm...that's more like it...
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~Accidentally stumbles into the scene~
~Stands completely still as I contemplate running away, or join the erotic display~
And to show I bear no ill will, I, too, shall bestow a gift...
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There's always room for one more... 
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<Future finally finishes his pretzel, weeks later, and turns around in the office to see what's going on>
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Hmmm... I see some things haven't changed since I've been away...
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(Better call Abin and have him get this place cleaned up)
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Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Hopefully! Hopefully he'll be a nice normal super-hero with lots of cool powers
Why should this one be any different from the rest? Perhaps now would be a good time to bring Miss T up to speed on your brood. (Edit: I see you have already. Good God, man, what are you trying to do?)
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Experiencing the first of many strange symptoms to come, Miss Terious exclaims, "COBALT KID, YOU PUT TOO MUCH DAMN MAYO IN MY TUNA CASSEROLE!" She then enters a serene, unbreakable trance for the next 12 hours or so.
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OH MY, poor, poor, Miss T. That DAMN MAYO, it just has to ruin everything.
Miss T. you can over to my place and help you take some of that mayo out of your tuna casserole.
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 wot, wot? cream of celery soup in a tuna casserole always better
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Oh my, I hope that wasn't the sweet mayo! Miss T may be diabetic for all we know!
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Tee Hee
I wonder if Miss T realises that us Brits use the word fanny for a VERY different and much ruder part of the female body.
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White. A blank page or canvas. His favorite. So... many... possibilities.
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Looks like we're on the next chapter of As Legion World Turns...
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Cobie! I awoke from my trance this morning to find an urgent alert from Nightcrawler. Apparently, during my trance-like state, six new "aspects" of me sprang forth. Fist, Trysexual Girl seduced Space Ranger into abandoning his pursuit of truth and justice (at least temporarily). Next, Just A Phase? aimlessly floated down the halls of Legion World, offering tuna casserole reciples to anyone who would listen. Perhaps, the cruelest twist of all is that a Princess Perfectra emerged and was innocently mistaken for her highness, Princess Crujectra. A terrible fight ensued which threatened all. And three others (Lurking Violet, Shady Lady, and Sister Saturn) have made ominously quiet entrances into Legion World. I'm afraid the legends of Cobalt's demon seed may be true, honey. Thankfully, I'm not expecting anymore aspecting and I'll go see Brainy for a checkup. At least that's how I'd write up my wacky foray into altIDs last night (for LMB continuity).
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Wow! 6 daughters! This reminds me of 100 Dalmatians when Pongo finds out Perdita just had 15 puppies. I wonder if the look on Cobie's face will be anywhere near as joyously terrified??? 
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Phew! It's lucky Miss T's pregnancy was so short-lived. I wouldn't wish nine months of labor on anyone carrying six children.
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Hmmmm... you would think that by the 31st Century people would have gotten the hang of contraceptives. Or at least you would think COBIE would have...
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"Ah--I,...uh,-- !" "Why didn't I listen to Crujeckie and Lash? Wrap the damn thing up...!!!!" "Um, six more daughters? Why, that's just lovely!" That brings my children count up to <font size="5">12</font s> They're not robots, demons or future world conquerers (well, maybe that last one, we don't know yet), but they sure seem like trouble... OM, I think I need to wear a sign on me that warns people about my brood... No really...
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Originally posted by Kid Prime: Wow! 6 daughters!
This reminds me of 100 Dalmatians when Pongo finds out Perdita just had 15 puppies. I wonder if the look on Cobie's face will be anywhere near as joyously terrified??? This of course could be the inspiration for the LMB title that will occur in a few years "101 Cobie-Spawns!" Yes, it's a horror tale. I'm already horrified.
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Nooooooo, Cobie, darling. I'm STILL pregnant with your child - we're having a son, remember? Brainy theorized that my longing for a little sister since the reboot was reimagined into these six aspects, through a combination of my forays into super science and the power of your demon seed. So, yes, the girls share aspects of both of our DNAs but they are primarily Cargggite, Bgztlian, etc. and so forth... So, to sum up, I'm still pregnant with little Djoshwa (or whatever name we choose) and I run the risk of further strange side effects with this pregnancy. Excuse me, dear, I've got to go find the girls now. We're planning the baby shower! *kiss, kiss*
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