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New ep TONIGHT on VH1!

Who will piss Ryan off tonight? How much will Brigette drink this time before she passes out? What amusing thing will Dave say to make me giggle? How obnoxious will Flava Flav be? How much will Jordan bore me? How much jigglier can Charo's breasts and personality get?

Can't wait to see!

So after last night's ep, I'm starting to like Ryan less. HOW much MORE uptight can a 21-year old lass BE?

Jordan Knight was once again a non-entity.

Charo and Brigette were their usual selves. Crazy. Funny.

Flava Flav was the big surprise. He was GREAT with the kids, and is obviously a talented musician.

David is still my favorite, though. Jeebus! I think I think he's... kind-of hot. Weird, huh? I might have to start watching FULL HOUSE reruns.

Good lord, my wife and I watched the first episode last night. Just looking at Brigitte Nielsen makes me feel like I've been up all night drinking and smoking but not in a good way. Flava Flav, Charo and Brigitte are all just nuts. The New Kid just seems to be collecting a check, and that American Idol girl is a real wet blanket. Surprisingly, Dave C. seems to have found his true calling as the one-man Greek Chorus on this show. Who'd have thought he's actually funny? We were going to watch the second ep. but I had to go watch Clifford instead. Somebody won't take a nap at school.

I guess this might be the second reality show I will admit to watching after the Apprentice last year.

I like Charo and Dave and Flava. They are having fun with the whole thing and letting it take them where it leads. Charo is just funny to listen too.

Bridgette is just plain nuts.

Jordan and Ryann are keeping it close to the vest. They seem to be thinking about their image more then anything.

By the way Lash, Jordan was never the cute one, that was Joey.

Didn't Brigitte look so sweet napping during the Battle of the Bands ep., all tuckered out and cuddled up to her pack of Marlboro Lights?

Those are her security cigarettes!

Be careful, Lashie Poo. From what I hear, Alanis wrote that "Mr Duplicity" song about Dave. He'll break your heart!

And I am extremely thankful that I don't have any topless Gitte's in my house

For real? But he seems so sweet.

So, let me get this straight.. Flavor Flav was SURPRISED when Brigette Nielson ran off to hook up with the first hottie she met in the hotel? Oh, Flava... you're SO niave!

"She's just Loose!" Ya think, Flav? I figured the way she met former husband Sylvester Stallone would have tipped you off to that!

(word is that in the 1980s, Brigette had nude photos of herself with contact info delivered to Sly's hotel room... and then he married her. Seems like Sly had a bit of Flav in him)

I caught a couple of episodes while visiting B&C this weekend. I have to say, I'm not feeling it this season. The only housemates I give two $#its about are Dave and Charo ("Kichi-kichi!" ). FLAAAAAAAVA FLAAAAAAAV! has his moments, but is often just plain irritating. Brigitte is just an attention hound, and looks burnt-out. Ryan and Jordan are just plain obnoxious and, what's worse in the context of RTV, unentertaining. Blech. See you next season, SL.

I was a fan of season 1 and this one's shaping up pretty well for me too.

I like how shocking 'Gitte is, even though I don't believe all Europeans act like that. She's aces with me.

Flav's heart is as gold as his teeth but he reminds me of an abused puppy, desperate to be stroked and ever ready to bite.

Charo is one bossy betty! And what's worse I can't understand a word she says. She's only mildly irritating to me.

Dave Coulier isn't funny. His buttocks seem too clenchy for my tastes too. I did like how he shot down Jordan's tacky question about Mary Kate & Ashley on ep 1 though. Dave's only slighty irritating at this point.

Ryan Starr. Who? Yeesh, she's more of a C-level celebrity and has a total princess complex. Besides she was totally into Jordan until he didn't acquiesce to her getting the bedroom she wanted. Then she became an ice queen. Spoiled rotten and highly irritating.

Jordan Knight. Blech. Too highstrung. I don't even think he's that cute. Am I wrong Lash? Cru? Pretty dang irritating.

According to my wife, the Old Kid has put on a few pounds.

That's just his ego showing...

Jordan Knight is definitely not aging well.

Joe McIntyre, however, just keeps looking better and better. But then, homosexuals just age better than heterosexuals

My favorite new Kid was the horse-faced one, the breakdancer Danny.

He was the buffest, too. Now he's all tattoo'd, and I'm much less interested

The new kid has become a man!

me and my buddies were thinking about dressing up as the new Kids for Halloween and we couldn not think what the name of the fifth one is, all we could say was he the one that looked like a horse.

Joey is gay? No! When did that happen and where is he at!

Cru's wishing, I believe. Joey was recently married.

like that means anything, Lashie Poo

I'm sure he had other Comet-like attributes, as well!

Well, I officiall don't like Ryan Starr anymore. What a whiney baby! "I Hate pop and r&b!! I'm a ROCK singer!! This is American Idol all over again!!!"

Well, guess what Ryan? The world doesn't revolve around YOU!

Sounds like you should be more appreciative of American Idol, too.

Jordan continues to be an ass, too.

Agreed. Agreed.

Charo is one bossy mamacita, but she's right on this one. She's a better musician than Jordan.

Flav & Gitte are the oddest/sweetest couple I've ever seen. The Chuck and Lu of B-list celebrities.

I just don't trust Gitte.

Your earlier description of Flavor-as-puppy was so on the money it scared me.

Do you remember the ep with Gitte frolicking topless on the bed with Charo's puppy?

It seems the perfect metaphor of her relationship with Flav - teasing him madly, until she tires of him. And, yet, Flav would hang the moon for her. It's terribly tragic and tres romantique!

They'll never be J-Lo and Marc Anthony, of course, but they'd keep my interest longer.