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Maybe we could set Lardy up with Synthia, the first artifically created bacterium. But he'd have to get her back to the lab by midnight.

Oh, Nancy, don't give Lardy such a hard time. Business at SHAKES has been rather dismal for the last year and a half. What with STU gone (although he's fine, so don't worry) and Miner getting all responsible and stuff (we still lament the demise of the 3'fer), we really do need a STAR patron. I think Lardy's up for the task.

Caliente, a margarita for you would be the exquisite Heradura Silver Tequila, fresh lime, Cointreau, a splash of Rose's Lime (not too much though) and more fresh lime. It must be tart - with just a hint of sweetness and must excite the back of the tongue like Alejandro Fernandez singing to you, and you alone, in the moonlight. Enjoy.

STAR patron, eh? I think you've got your algorithm, Semi!

Gimme something...decadent!

Say, Semi...you got any liquored-up coffee choices here? Methinks Cramer's gotten too complacent on that front....

You know, what ever happened to Tia Maria? Maybe we should have a Tia Maria night. In fact, my first Tia Maria creation, will be the Tia Cramer - three ounces of Tia Maria, a shot of espresso, a dollop of whipped cream and a freshly roasted coffee bean on top. Enjoy, Lard Lard.

Semi, could you also please create:

Tia Stealth

Tia Caliente

Tia Arachne

Tia Harbinger

?

Stealth, you're a sweetie, but you must understand that creativity can't be ordered like a cheap James Patterson paperback from Amazon. Inspiration is it's own mistress. I dare not place any demands upon her, lest she abandon me. However, I do recall, that Arachne already had her own libation named after her, and it involves Opal Nera. As for Harbinger, I can't imagine that I didn't create something at sometime for one of my greatest loves. I also think I created a cocktail for Caliente in the past. So that leaves you and I must say, it's way overdue and that's due to my absence of 1.528 years. Tell me a bit about your likes and dislikes so that Mistress Inspiration may instruct me appropriately.

Well, you did make me that fabulous margarita for my birthday and that ampersand drink (vodka collins, maybe?) during the ampersand phase. Mm, yummy. But, yeah, I don't think I've ever gotten a self-titled drink.

That's okay, though! I'm just happy to be able to visit Shakes with my favorite bartender again. (Babette kinda freaks me out. )

I'd order something, but I'm due back to my books. Ooh, maybe next time I'll be able to enjoy Stealth's drink! That'd be pretty sweet as.

Did you ever make a drink in honor of your dogs?

Semi, I'll get back to you soon with that list of likes and dislikes.

FC, I don't think that Duncan drinks. But, you know, now that he's a champion, he is taking a lot of liberties. For example, when I got home tonight, I found the pillows at the foot of the bed. I guess it wouldn't surprise me to learn he's been raiding the liquor cabinet as well.

Okay, a signature drink is coming. Babette's not creepy - it's just that she has perfectly formed, perpetually perky boobs. Okay, maybe in some circumstances, not involving Cobie, that is a bit unsettling.

Babette.

Feh.

She thinks only other artificial lifeforms (who are perfect looking, to boot) are good enough to court her. Broke poor Clive's heart.

He really liked her. Broke his heart and dumped him after he was turned human.

Yeah, she freaks me out too, Cali.

Babette. Feh.

Gimme something strong, please, Semi.

Lardiciousness, you misunderstand Babette. She's a woman and she's understandably upset at being deceived. Clive represented himself to be of her type, i.e., advanced psuedo-humanoid. He messed up. Don't blame it on the girl.

And something strong - how about some slivovitz from the former Yugoslavia. It's a bit like airplane fuel, but you didn't specify that it had to taste good. And I'm a bit cross with you raggin' on Babette like that.

<slurp>

'At'll do, Semi...at'll do.

Sorry, man. But, see, Clive had no control over what happened to him and had no idea he'd be hit with the enchantment that my namesake and Dru had prepared for him that made him human. So, you see, he actually never deceived Babette at all. I'm surprised she feels that way, actually.

Anyhow, Clive's still hurting really bad, so I had to vent some. Sorry if my venting like that hurt your feelings. He really cared about her, y'know. So from my and his point of view, Clive just wasn't good enough for her anymore because he's now human.

Oh well, pass that on to her if you would Semi.

And thanks for the drink.

I once was hurt that GRL turned down my advances. Sure, she's a lesbian, a robot, and prety gigantic, but you know--I'm Cobalt Kid, I thought my charm knew no bounds. Still, it hurt, and boy was I surprised, when we had that special night by the pool. (I still think Vee and Semi tried to slip me bi-beer, but I switched drinks with her to try her vodka & crude oil).

Where was I going with this story? Oh yeah, I like Babette's eternally perky bust.

And I'll take a drink too

Today was a good day. As you might know, I have collies (no - that's not a pubic infestation, it's Lassie). My male collie became a champion this past fall. I acquired a female collie puppy in May and I showed her today for the first time. She won and got her first points towards her championship. The exciting thing for me was that with Duncan (my boy), I always had a handler show him because I didn't know what to do in the ring. With Skye (my female - she's 11 months), I've learned a bit and was confident enough to go in the ring with her. I was quite a thrill when the judge pointed to her as the winner.

So look for us in the remake of Best in Show.

We'll be looking for you, Semi!



But then your a star in our book anyway!

SHAKES is a little quiet tonight. But there's a warm fire and good wishes for all for a very happy new and fulfilling new year. May all your dreams come just that much closer to reality in the coming year.

it seems only fitting that I pop in here...

It seems fitting that we all pop in here.

Happiest of New Years to everyone on Legionworld.
May the year 2008 bring us all much happiness!

Aw, Matt and Vee at SHAKES -- seems like old times, ... good times. I miss you guys.

Semi, I miss you bunches...

Cheers!

Matt's back! wow!

a toast is in order!