Legion World Forums LEGION OUTPOST Mission Monitor Board SHAKES 4 - Now Open

All right. Time for me to retire for the night. Sleep well everyone.

Wow! I have yet so much to learn about the wonders of Legion World!

Yes you do, grasshopper...

Sleep well, Mattropolis. It was a pleasure performing with you.

Ohmygod, the things you learn on this board... **Giggle**

Isn't it past your bedtime?

Well, the thing is, after several pints of your delightful ale and a large snifter or two finished off with a couple of fine aged ports, Kid Protty and I understood each other perfectly. In fact between us we were able to figure out the ending of the current Legion Arc, the truth behind the apprent demise of Dream Girl and just where Cramer keeps the keys to the under the counter "good" stuff in her kitchen.

Unfortunately some super villain of space seems to have Zapped me with a mind ray over the last few days as I can no longer remember any of the details.

Pity. Another ale?

Nah, I'll have a Joe n' Johnnie.

well, as long as one's poured, I guess I might as well have it. Gracias!

And as my liver has been particularly evil of late let me punish it some more.

Semi a lunchtime libation please.

Oh it's friday, and Faraway, you just have that certain latin flair, so how about a Margarita?

That sounds pretty good Semi.

I'll just take it over here to the corner and sit and enjoy the view over the pool.

Go enjoy some conversation with Giant Robotic Lesbian. The engravers are etching a tatoo of Esther Williams on her butt. GRL sure does love her synchro-swim.

I'll have a shot of something strong please.

I'm going decaf -- have to make up for it by doubling my alcohol intake.

(Divest yourself of any financial interests in the Coca-Cola company, sales are about to plummet on the east coast.)

I'm off today so I am having vodka and cherry seltzer while waiting for the plumber and contemplating my lot in life.
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All right, I'm pouring. It's against my better judgment to mix vodka and cherry seltzer, but at SHAKES, it's whatever the customer wants (within reason of course).

Ohmygod, "at SHAKES, it's whatever the customer wants (within reason of course)" in that case I'll have a Red Ranger, Please and Thank You, Mr. Semi!

I'd ask for a Virgin Red Ranger, but it just doesn't sound right.

Everyday Girl, the relevant words here are "within reason." I 've heard you are almost 18, but you seem awfully young for your age. I don't think we should start you down the dreary path to alcoholism -- yet.

Ohmygod, Mr. Semi, did you know that some reserchers think that alcoholism is hereditary?

Well, Gram & Gramps certainly aren't alcoholics, and Uncle Spacey sure wasn't, and Mr. Faraway from that alternate reality (who claims to be my real Daddy) I don't think is.

Now that Mr. Hrun (Who also claims to be my real Daddy) I'm not so sure about...

And we haven't even talked about Mr. Vee yet...

Now given all that, don't you think I need a drink?

What goes good with school?

Everyday, with those sort of paternity problems, you don't need a drink - you need a space lawyer.

Recess?

i needa drink... willing to be a guinea pig, if our host is feeling creative.