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Sorry Semi those are mine!!!

Hello, anyone here, is the kitchen open?

Danny's out shopping - probably stocking up on wildebeast steaks for youse guys.

Since he always helps me out at SHAKES, I can probably prepare whatever you'd like.

Well, actually I was hoping to try a Wildebeast Steak, but If Danny's out...

Is there any ice cream available?

I can help out also Semi!!!!

Ummm... Semi, this is the first time I've been here... Is that a Shark in the pool?

He's just happy to see you.

OK. Icey, sure, your help would be most welcome. Here put on an apron. <Semi notices that it is open in the back and that Icey is only wearing silk thong underwear. Semi thinks --- this is good for business.>

Yes ANK, that is a shark in the pool.

Outdoor Miner, yes we have Dulce de Leche today. I'm sure it'll make your carpace tingle.

Here Semi I bought you a gift. Gives Semi a pair of Silver silk thong underwear!!!

Why thanks Icey. I'll try them on right now. I'm sure they'll look look just swell. <Semi gives Icey an appreciative hug and playfully slaps him on his silk bethonged buttocks. Semi then tries on his new gift. He hopes Vee won't bee upset, but hell, Semi needs to cut loose once and a while.>

Wow we could be brothers. and an eerie stare between them and Semi says "Oh My God". Then silence and a hug....

<Of course, Semi's about 2/3 of a foot taller, so he picks Icey up off the ground for that hug.>

Well rub it in bro. I make up for it in other areas!!!!

Sounds wonderful. I'd like a dish, if it's not too much trouble.

You wouldn't happen to have a couple pints I could take to go, by any chance?

<Since Semi is holding Icey up by his ample buttocks and senses Icey's ample appreciation, Semi says:>

You sure do. Besides, short is hot.

Icey, draws away "Could we be brothers....Could it be true?"

Here's your dish OM. It's Danny's stock, but I'm sure he wouldn't mind. here's a couple of cartons. Don't leave them out. the sugar attracts bugs. Ooops, sorry about that.

Perhaps we might be. Unfortunately, I'm not from Tennessee, so incest is out of the question.

Incest is gross but could LW handle us if we joined forces and besides I like Vee and I know he likes you!!!!

Well, we would be a formidable team. Heat/cold/invisibility powers plus able to seduce without even trying. Why we could be a 30th century dynamic duo. As for Vee -- I'm not good at sharing.

Not askig you to share I want you to stay together but us being brothers could be fun!!!!

OK, let's make an official announcement. We've just discovered that you are my younger brother and I have sworn an oath to protect you from the forces of evil.

"Forces of evil, beware my wrath, should you harm a single hair on the fair head of Icefire."

It is now recorded in the official Legion World Book of Oaths and Allegiances. It cannot be undone.

Unfortunately, this also means that I may never again playfully slap your ample buttocks.

*sigh*

Not a problem.

Thanks for the cartons. While I'm thinking of it, do you have a jar of really good pickle spears I could buy/borrow/have?