1 members (Lard Lad),
55
Murran Spies, and
4
robots. |
Key:
Admin,
Global Mod,
Mod
|
|
Previous Thread |
|
Next Thread
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248 |
What Rocky and Cleome said. Except substitute Carrie Fisher, Julie Newmar and Yvonne Craig!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248 |
Originally posted by cleome: What Rocky said. Except substitute Kathleen Turner for Tom Selleck.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
|
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675 |
I wish I were back East, getting buried under a foot of snow!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,860
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,860 |
It's a great day for surfing!
Holy Cats of Egypt!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
|
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675 |
The worst part of being unemployed is being able to sleep in and then fix a real breakfast from scratch.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
|
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675 |
Whereas the best part of being unemployed is the daily grovelling to a bunch of jerks who'd never in a million years hire you anyway.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,735
Wanderer
|
Wanderer
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,735 |
I'm pretty sure I bombed on the two tests I had today.
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Thunder is just the angels bowling.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611
Legionnaire!
|
Legionnaire!
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 3,611 |
I believe the forecasts that say Washington, D.C. is going to get 20"-30" of snow overnight.
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248 |
It's gonna snow tonight here in Charleston, just like it does every year.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 6,772
Wanderer
|
Wanderer
Joined: Nov 2008
Posts: 6,772 |
I once used the intercom at the place my dad works at and said "to the owner of the red convertible, your car is on fire."
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248 |
I've never, ever messed around with the intercom at work.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
|
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675 |
I used the office intercom to cuss out the entire universe on my last day at my last "permanent" job.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669
Fabulous and Sparkly!
|
Fabulous and Sparkly!
Joined: Aug 2005
Posts: 22,669 |
Valentine's Day is my favorite holiday. I love that there is a holiday that categorically marginalizes single people.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248 |
I love how holidays in general are really just commercialized corporate money grabs.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
|
space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
Joined: Dec 2008
Posts: 25,675 |
Valentines Day is awesome if you're married. Spontaneous gestures of affection are at their best when they're cliched and totally staged.
Also, I'm really a Durlan impersonating my husband's sweetheart. Ssshhh...
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,891
Leader
|
Leader
Joined: Dec 2006
Posts: 2,891 |
Valentine's day was originally celebrated by shooting an arrow into the chest of your beloved. It was also traditionally followed by Grief Day, which was eventually moved to April 15th.
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248 |
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
I slipped a roofie into Lardi's mojito
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248 |
I always totally get rickshaw1.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 3,446
Legionnaire!
|
Legionnaire!
Joined: May 2004
Posts: 3,446 |
Originally posted by Lardi: I'm drinking a mojito. This threw me...
Just spouting off.
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030
strange but not a stranger
|
strange but not a stranger
Joined: Aug 2003
Posts: 57,030 |
Meteorologists are always 100% accurate.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,735
Wanderer
|
Wanderer
Joined: Nov 2004
Posts: 9,735 |
My profession is enviromentally friendly
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 29,248 |
My music is mentally hip-hop, smoothed out on the R&B tip, with a pop appeal to it.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
|
|
|
Re: Lies! All Lies!!!
|
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,860
Time Trapper
|
Time Trapper
Joined: Jul 2003
Posts: 16,860 |
There's an elephant in my apple orchard.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
|
|
|
Forums14
Topics21,064
Posts1,050,194
Legionnaires1,731
|
Most Online53,886 Jan 7th, 2024
|
|
Posts: 189
Joined: July 2003
|
|
|
|