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I hated seeing <span class="spoiler_containter"><span class="spoiler_wording">Click Here For A Spoiler</span><span class="spoiler_text">Matter-Eater Lad</span></span> in Superman #694. I so love Blackest Night and wish it would go on forever and ever.

I disagree with Quis about Blackest Night.

I hate my Alma Mater's bagpipe band, their Royal Stuart Tartan uniforms and it just sucks the football team they travel with came back from a 18 point half time deficit to win the Canadian University Football Championship.

I don't find "Peanuts-related" sounding like "penis-related" funny at all.

I am deeply offended by the use of the term "penis-related" in the above post.

Football trivia is fascinating!

I am the king of football and other sports related trivia.

I am the queen of all Trivial Pursuit categories except Entertainment.

I am the Queen of Norway.

I wore all my diamonds when I attended Queen Rockhopper's coronation.

I realized Fat Cramer was wrong about patience being a virtue yet persistence having its rewards, because I'm NOT getting a free head and shoulders sketch from Joe Prado of either Rima the Jungle Girl or LL because I did NOT send an email after I got tired of waiting for a note. I will NOT be getting it free as a gift for 19th birthday on the 25th of December. So I am NOT thanking you, FC.

I was the second gunman in Dallas.

I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus.

I'm not the least bit sentimental about the holidays.

I can't wait to run up thousands of dollars in dental bills on my credit card. Wheeee...

I can't wait to start dumping thousands of dollars into a medical flexible spending account so I can pay for kids braces -- with pretax dollars. Wheeee...

I can say with no uncertainty that it is untrue that I am not now, nor have I ever been, an alternate id of Cobie's

I hate kittens, except when they throw up on my best rug.

Lemon juice removes all kitten stains and odors.

Hugh Hefner was a virgin until the age of 73.

Elizabeth I lost her virginity to a group of traveling minstrels at the age of 24.

I was the first minstrel, the one who officially 'deflowered' her!

(Took her 'black cherry', too! )

The pinnacle of Western music can be found readily in those Xmas albums by The Chipmunks.

Slade's "Merry Xmas Everybody", now in its fourth decade as a UK holiday chestnut, is all the proof anyone needs that UK Xmases are less fun than US Xmases.

"IIIIT'S CHRIIIIIIISTMAAAAAAAAAS!!"

On April 19, 1922, the Massachusetts legislature named Roscoe "Fatty" Arbuckle the official state comedian.