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I've got a brand new pair of roller skates. You have a brand new key.
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My milkshakes bring all the boys to the yard, and their life is better than yours.
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There were rumors that General Custer survived the Battle of Little Big Horn. Throughout the 1880's there were reports of him working as a clerk in a dry goods store, becoming a pirate in the South China Seas, and that actress Sarah Bernhardt was Custer in disguise.
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today, he tours with Elvis.
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The first thing I'd do if I got to helm the comic book of my choice is kill off all the characters I never liked. I think that's a very mature way to deal with the problem of unlikeable and/or badly-written characters.
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"Affordable vet bills" is not an oxymoron.
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I am looking forward to reading Sarah Palin's upcoming book.
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David Letterman tried to extort Sarah Palin.
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And he would have gotten away with it if not for you snoopy kids!
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Yesterday I ate a whole sheet cake and 2 gallons of chocolate ice cream in half an hour.
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The vanished cake said "Happy Act-Like-An-Alien Week." There were nine different varieties of chocolate ice cream. 
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I invented a tenth varity of Chocolate ice cream - Chocolate Funyon ice cream.
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Motown music is lousy. I never listen to it.
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Motown is really Scranton, PA.
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That explains the forthcoming musical version of "The Office" in which Smokey Robinson comes out of retirement to play Michael Scott.
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This is the best thread I ever posted.
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I had sex with David Letterman
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I watch Glenn Beck because I think he is an intelligent, rational, and patriotic person.
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Originally posted by cleome:
Motown music is lousy. I never listen to it. It's not that good Cleome, it's even worse than summer holidays.
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I am proud of myself for how efficient I am being today.
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Originally posted by Harbinger: Originally posted by cleome:
[b] Motown music is lousy. I never listen to it.  Or an all-expense-paid winter getaway in Hawaii.
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Originally posted by SharkLad:
I had sex with David Letterman Heck, I hear everyone on Legion World did.
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This day has been a non-stop win from start to finish. Really, I hate to see it end.
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