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Ohmygod, Mr. STU, you certainly know your way around Goose Stuffing.

Why, I declare, I've never seen a man so adroit at complerely filling a cavity in all my life.

Your Holiday Preparations bring such joy to my life that I may simply swoon.

My dear Girl, you're goose is looking so round and full and well stuffed. A most tasty bird to be sure.

And Sir STU, may I say you make a most succulent feast.

Ohmygod, Mr. Taylor, Mr. STU, I swear I shall never again be so lucky as to have been attended to by two such manly men during holiday preparations.

Why the very thought that a mere slip of a girl, such as myself, should have been assisted with goose stuffing and sugarplum dusting by such a fine pair of gentlemen a yourselves is enough to give a girl goosebumps.

I shall need to have a commeritive of this memorable occasion to post in my scrapbook. Do either of you fine gentlemen have a suggestion of what that should be?

**Bats Eyes**

I do declare, for such a young and highborn lady, you certainly seem to be quite adept at goose stuffing! And never have I seen a goose as moist and delectable as yours.

Perhaps Mr. Taylor and Miss Girl would care to help me prepare my special savoury chestnut stuffing this year? I usually prepare it myself (the process is highly secret), but t'would certainly make the holidays more festive with a few helping hands!

Ohmygod, Mr. STU, I would be most delighted to assist you in any and all of your festive holiday preparations. And I am quite positive that Mr. Taylor is of the same mind.

Why I do believe that our little stuffing circle would greatly miss his rather generous input should he decide to leave us.

Might I suggest that you take one of the flowers from the centerpiece to press in a book?

Why Mr. Quizzy Poo, I think that is a most delightful idea. And would it be presumptious of me to ask each of the gentlemen who assisted in stuffing the goose and dusting the shugarplums to sign their name under the flower?

Although I am torn as to which flower would be more appropriate. Should I choose a Voilet or a Snap Dragon?

Oh heavens! Let me sit down before I faint.

Miss Girl, one should never use such a familiar name in public. I will attribute this faux pas to your tender age rather then as a deliberate attempt to embarrass me.

As to your questions, I am sure that if asked correctly, the gentlemen in question could hardly refuse such a request. I would recommend using a Violet, although a Snap Dragon suits your fiery personality.

Ohmygod, Mr. Quislet, Esquire, I fear I let my gratitude for your most timely suggestion override my good sense.

You may rest assured sir, it will not happen again.

Yes, I do believe that the Snap-Dragon is the proper choice.

What an utterly charming pastime!

Miss Girl, would you care for some company? I should so enjoy assisting you in bit of flower-pressing!

Ohmygod, Mr. STU, I would be most gratified to be in your company for an enthusiastic session of flower pressing.

I believe that my choice of a Snap Dragon, should be complimented by a flower of your choice. And that they should be pressed together on the same page.

Which flower will you choose?

Perhaps a hearty, manly mandrake root. Do you fancy pressing my root into your album?

Ohmygod, Mr. STU, I'm afraid your root is much too big to be pressed into my tiny little album.

I suggest that you allow me to use my K-Bar Commando Knife to slice off just the very the tip of your root and I'll insert that into my album.

Merciful heavens, that sounds most unpleasant, dear girl!

Ohmygod, you mean keeping just a little clipping of his mandrake root in my album would like hurt his feelings?

Well I couldn't do that!

So maybe, just maybe, I'll let him try to put the whole root into my album but it's so big I'm afraid it'll tear my tiny little album right in half...

A mandrake root? Whatever would Lothar say?

Ohmygod, he'd probably say; Read The Thread!

But in a nice way, of course.

Nice is the only way to go in Legion World

My dear Mr L.A.Man, it's quite a delight to have your gracious presence in our company once again.

Your presence in our august assembly is also welcome, my dear Rockhopper!

Ah Spring! When a young man's fancy turns lightly towards .... summer fashions.

This coming Saturday, I will be hosting a summer fashion show of all the latest summer styles. Crisp Linen suits! Formal Evening Wear! The Latest Hankerchiefs (when wetted they make a perfect bandage for a sprained ankle)

The models will be circulating among the guests at the after-show box lunch social. Aunt Ida's Special Lemonade will be served. Smelling salts will also be on hand for those who become overwhelmed by the excitement.

Why, Mr Quislet, that would be most pleasant way to spend an afternoon. I shall be in attendance and greatly anticipate seeing the newest things in linen.

Mr. Rockhopper Lad,

We look forward to your attendence. However, if I may be so bold as to ask a favor of you. Would you agree to head the food committee and arrange for the box lunches to be made and delivered?

I should be honoured to head such a committee. Of course cucumber-and-watercress sandwiches will be on the bill of fare and perhaps some smoked herring. I shall have cook commence with preparations as soon as possible. I am certain some of my manservants would be amenable to passing through the crowd with glasses of the aforementioned delightful elixir of Aunt Ida's.

Mr. Rockhopper Lad,

It appears that we may be the only two in attendance. If that turns out to be the case, I hope that we can both soldier through and make the most of the time together.