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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...have taken to heart our Vice President's stern instructions to "stop whining!" What a great guy! I can't wait to send his party all my money!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... called the UFC, and have arranged for Biden vs. Cheney at the next Pay per View.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...told him he can't plant me in his penthouse. I'm goin' back to my plow.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... worked out in the nude at my gym.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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...didn't have an annoying day at work at ALL!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...composed eleven waltzes for Twyla Tharp
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... was named People Magazine's Sexiest Man Alive 2010.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... announced my campaign for president in 2012. Donations welcome.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...started working on Quis' campaign speeches. Getting "nosferatu" into the economic platform stuff much easier than expected.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... fired Outdoor Miner as my speech writer for not being anti-tomato enough. Being Pro-tomato or Anti-tomato is the litmus test of my campaign.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...announced my candidacy for President on a pro-tomato, pro-lemur, pro-Nosferatu platform.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...became a fair and unbiased obverser of the Quiz campaign for Fox News.
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...got an autographed picture of Bob Uruguay.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...proved my patriotism by purchasing a controlling interest in all of 2012's candidates for high office.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...watched a fair, unbiased and SHOCKING expose about Quislet, Esq. on Fox News. (he needs to release his birth certificate and PROVE he wasn't born in Uruguay!)
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...went on an Epic Quest.
ActorLad
Friendly Neighborhood Performer
Visit my official hangout ActorLad's Cool Luau over at the Mission Monitor Board!
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...made the final decision on where I stood in the Ultimate Battle Between Good & Evil.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...threw my lot in with OM's team, in exchange for some Tastykake Krimpets and a new box of swivel knife blades.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...finally saw the ghost of Elvis Presley at my local Wal-Mart.
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Time Trapper
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...pefected my Elvis Presley Hologram Generator.
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...went outside with my vampire buddies Tadd, Tobi and Dustin, where we sparkled gaily in the autumn sunlight.
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...posed for the new Statue of Liberty.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Leader
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...bought the old Statue of Liberty and put it out in the garden next to my gnomes.
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... I composed a new poem.
Give me your tired, your thirsty Your lethargic masses yearning to be more energetic, The unsatisfied customers of other coffee shops Send these, the upwardly mobile office working to me I lift my coffee pot beside the almond biscotto.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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