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...bought a coffee plantation.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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... mated a giraffe with a kangaroo.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Bought a jump suit for people with abnormally long necks.
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...stood on a street corner and handed out peanut butter sandwiches.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...took up residence in a villa on the Adriatic.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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... partied with Sandra Day O'Connor and Jeane Kirkpatrick big 80's style
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...started drinking at sunup, and will continue at least through lunchtime.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...grabbed my beer and headed to Cleome's place. PARTY!!!!
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strange but not a stranger
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... decided to stop posting as the alt Cobalt Kid.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Leader
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...submitted a new roller coaster design to Six Flags Great America called Tyroc: Scream of the Devil. You scream or you get your money back.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...kept on lookin' for a way to make it through the night, but I couldn't get it right. 
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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... broke the news to Oprah that nobody gives a crap anymore
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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...felt a strong desire to explore the whole Twilight Saga phenomenon.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...brought my signed collection of Twilight movies and books to Lardi's house.
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strange but not a stranger
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... hung out with the kids across the street and shared a 32 oz with 'em.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...finally put a restraining order on Tom Selleck after he had pursuing me for the last 22 years.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...adopted Tom Selleck's sentient mustache.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...made a fast twenty bucks notarizing Lardi's adoption papers.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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...had Selleck challenge the adoption and sue for custody.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... was falsely accused of a crime I didn't commit. Now I must travel the country trying to find the real villain while involving myself in the lives of strangers.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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... was stranded on a deserted tropic isle with six other castaways.
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...am a physician/scientist searching for a way to tap into the hidden strengths that all humans have. Then an accidental overdose of gamma radiation interacts with my unique body chemistry. And now when I grow angry or outraged, a startling metamorphosis occurs.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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..was walking down the street, minding my own business, when I saw some angry-looking guy suddenly changed into a rabbit.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...had no bloody idea what Lardi's previous post was referencing.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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