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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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... broke down and finally got a cell phone
Just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...didn't have to scrape and scrub a disgusting batch of dishes because dishwashers do all that for me.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Leader
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Leader
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...reorganized the Gregorian calendar so it's more efficient. June 12th through June 23rd are now located between January 5th and 6th. August 9th has been replaced by August 9th 1/2, and I did away with February altogether so today is technically January 38th (but remember, tomorrow is May 63rd!).
Don't worry, you'll get the hang of it!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...scrapped Ram Boy's Revised Gregorian Calendar in favor of a new Legion World Calendar. Today is Cramerday, the 24th of Kent Shakespeare.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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...with some relief, cancelled my plans for a May 63rd Day party and took Cramerday off.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...celebrated Cramerday with a large cappacino
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...am mesmerized by the wonder of American football.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...watched the first-ever Super Bowl game to go into overtime.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...almost cleared 60,000 posts on Legion World.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...wondered who really did write the book of Love?
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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Second snow day in a row. Oh wait, I'm not imagining that.
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...ordered 10 copies of the Rush Limbaugh comic book.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...threw a mojito party at my place beginning at midnight.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...leapt headlong through a hole in time ... ...hand in hand with deddy .
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Leader
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Leader
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...became the Supreme Commander of the International Eric Violette Fan Club through pure determination and outright chutzpah! We strike at dawn!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... performed with my A capella group.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...participated in a recreation of all of Tiger Woods' sexual dalliances.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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...had my hair completely redone by Dean Salon.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...had all the hair on my body removed.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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...learned how to shapeshift.
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Joined: Nov 2004
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...got groped by my sofa
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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<span style="font-size: 10px;">Uh, was it a red and purple sofa, deddy? (I've had dreams like that since returning to fandom. -cough-)</span>
...couldn't decide what to do first with this fantastically colossal Unemployment check in my hand!
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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...had numerous prospective employers lining up at my door offering me lucrative dream jobs to lure me away from the one I have and pretty much hate.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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