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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... had lunch with Dick Cheney & Donald Rumsfeld where we reminisced about our time in the White House together. We just laughed and laughed and laughed.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...skipped work and got drunk instead.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...found out how a certain blue LMB founder really spends his free time ...
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... cleaned my bedroom of all clutter.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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Realized that fireflies are actually communicating to each other using Morse code! This is just one of the many, many, many messages I've managed to intercept -
"Morgldy mtk frumpah dtopg"
- I'm not certain we should panic just yet, but if I was a morgldy I'd definitely be concerned!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... will make a startling announcement at the San Diego Comic Con.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Re: Today I (Imaginary Version) ...
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Wanderer
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...will be at the San Diego ComicCon long enough to hear Quis's startling announcement, but I'll have to teleport out as soon as his press conference is over.
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Time Trapper
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...played a button accordion.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... sold tickets to Fat Cramer's accordian concert. I made a fortune.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...was touring an accordion manufacturing facility, when I was bit by a radioactive gypsy. Later in the afternoon I developed the uncanny ability to scrunch up and down and annoy people.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...Finished proofreading the transcripts from my clandestine trip to SDCC, where I spied on numerous LWB notables while in clever disguise as a D&D "booth babe."
Report to follow.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...found the lost city of Atlantis. It was the "Atlantis Chamber of Commerce" sign that clinched it, but at the same time, gravely disillusioned me.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...snorted an 8 ball of coke from a hooker's stomach.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...believed everything posted to this thread...
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...except for that one post on one of the previous pages. No, I'm not telling which one. You have to guess.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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...correctly guessed *which* previous post cleome is convinced never happened. And I completely concur that it's utterly preposterous.
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Wanderer
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Wanderer
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...started a new political party and began making promises based upon postings in this thread. (Except for that one that never happened)
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Time Trapper
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...founded the Legion World Think Tank, and began working on studies to influence the government the right way, and hired any of you who wanted to work there. We have an excellent cafeteria, gym, benefits and travel allowance.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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strange but not a stranger
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strange but not a stranger
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... started working for the Legion World Think Tank. My first assignment was to start working at Fox News. On my own, I began to embezzle funds.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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...founded the Legion World Think Again Tank (The Think Tank II) to let all the thinkers at the Legion World Think Tank know that we're thinking that they haven't put enough thought into their thinking.
No gym or cafeteria. But we do have an old army tank. You'd better think about that, you Legion World Think Tank (one) thinkers.
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...had cameras installed in all your homes. Who needs a Think Tank? Mwah hah hah!
Long Live all them Legions!
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...transformed the LW Think Tank I into an international charitable organization for the betterment of comic books, and sent $100,000 to John Ostrander for his glaucoma surgeries.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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...sold the tank and the tank then bought myself an electric car which ran out of juice while I was driving along an ol' country road. Unfortunately, I didn't have any extra D cells on me so I had to wander on foot to a farmer's house where I asked him if he had any hot, strapping farmhands who slept nekkid in a barn. He didn't. Bummer. But it all worked out because the Ramada Inn next door had hot, strapping innhands who slept nekkid in a utility shed.
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...caught up on missed threads.
Legion World's Badwill Ambassador
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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...discovered that Outdoor Miner is my real Dad.
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