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Yikes. Let's not get carried away now kid!
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Don't be so hasty, Lu, I wanna watch this.
Umm... Cosmo do you think you can reassemble them if necessary?
Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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All right then, have at it Cosmo...
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Thora of Taltar is pleased by the activity in her Throneroom.
Certainly I-- Thora of Taltar-- can count on your support and votes when election proceedings begin.
In return, should you do something cretinous in the future (and as most of you are males, it is definitely going to happen), Thora of Taltar will administer a merciful flogging instead of the standard, which some of my manservants have nicknamed "ballbuster".
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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<opens beer>
Thora, I hope you don't mind, but I've informed your manservants that from now on they'll be calling me "King Cobalt".
What do you think about a throne for me in here?
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You talk big, male. The bravado hasn't been flogged out of you... yet.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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Oh!!! Thora I'm so happy to see you!!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Ah! My favorite little cretin. I've missed you.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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 I would mention that Cobalt Kid space-rawks but I don't want to be the first girl flogged by Thora.
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Originally posted by Frostfyre:
Oh!!! Thora I'm so happy to see you!!!! Surely we must have you as our next leader!!!!!
Let the Fun Begin!
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Originally posted by Thora:
You talk big, male. The bravado hasn't been flogged out of you... yet. So the throne is a go? Great! Here, try this drink I made you. It's called "jungle juice" and it should really ease your nerves. I know the cretinous males here can be so bothersome.
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Indeed. Cretins enrage me, therefore I must make their lives harsh and difficult. <throws drink on Cobalt Kid> Cool off, cretin.
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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<wipes off drink from face> Someone's in a mood... Slave! Bring me a towel and get your mistress something else to drink. I'll take another beer while your at it! Thora, you need to relax. Maybe flogging Icefyre a little will help. <Throws own drink at Thora> Why don't you cool off too. I can't wait to see your reaction, since you get so cute when your furious 
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You intigue me, Thora. How does a woman get to be so strong and able to order men around the way you do? I mean, men buy me lots of stuff, and are always doing what I want without my needing to flog them the way you do, but I still find something quite inspirational in the commanding tone you use around men.
"I don't think that all of them are stupid!"
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One moment, Tiffany... I must first deal with the cretin in our midst.
<slaps Cobalt Kid>
Throw a drink on me, will you? I'll teach you not to get your superiors wet!
<slaps Cobalt Kid again>
Is the lesson sinking in yet, cretin? Or does Thora of Taltar need to get rough with you?
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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<catches Thora's hand>
If you want to play rough, all you have to do is ask.
<Lowers Thora's hand, and also makes sure magnetically that she doesn't intend to use her knees for anything>
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Wow! This is hot! Who will submit first?
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I find it amusing that not only is Cobie flirting with Thora on this thread and me on another, but he's engaging in two radically different styles of seduction! He's quite impressive.
"I don't think that all of them are stupid!"
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Thanks I'm very versatile, and I like to be creative in my methods of seduction...
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<spits in Cobalt Kid's face>
You going to take that from a little girl, male? You going to let a woman treat you like that? Huh, male? Big, bad male?
On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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I think you have me all wrong, Thora. I know you're not a little girl or a weak woman--you're obviously strong-willed and independent. But, so am I.
I'm no "big, bad male", but I am a male, and I'm not scared of you.
Now, I can let go of your hands if you promise not to slap me. Or you can kiss me right now like I know you want to.
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On MY world, which your robot space-probes contacted only a month ago, a superior MATRIARCHAL system exists! There, women are the stronger, dominant sex!
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See..that's not so bad.  Now let me show you the best way to be worshipped by a male...
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