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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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445. Re-reads his entire collection of Legion books once again ... this time, in an effort to humanize his heroes from the future more, tries to see if he can see any of them going to the bathroom at any point in the last 50 years.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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446. Told my Girlfriend the wedding can only be held on Mars with a guest list of The Legion, The Subs, Heroes of Lallor, The Wanders, Martian Manhunter, and Superboy and Supergirl. And All LWBM.
(I know, I know, went overboard with All LWBM!)
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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447. Misses Luci's wedding because someone has to stay on duty at headquarters.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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448. Sets hair aflame because it looked so cool on Fire Lad.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Legionnaire!
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449. When confronted with 4th quarter performance numbers, breaks down and confesses, "Yes, it's true. I am... Productivity-Falls-Off Boy."
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450. Tells son that no college can match the experience he can get at "The Legion Academy"...
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Still pathetically trying to recruit for the Substitute Legion of Substitute Message Board Posters: http://www.substitutelegionworld.com
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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Disappointed that Miraculin is not the generic for Miraclo.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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Still insists this is the year 2011, despite the obvious lack of jetpacks, hoverboards, and sentient robots.
Next time we have a DC/Marvel crossover, I want it to take place in the Hostessverse
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454. Wonders if Lady Gaga secrectly gets her inspiration for all the different platinum blonde wigs she wears from Dream Girl.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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Not much between despair and ecstacy
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455. Lists Scourge of a Distant Galaxy on resume.
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456. When filling out employment applications, when confronted with the question of whether one has ever been convicted of a crime, wonders whether being jailed for crimes one might commit in the future counts.
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457. Asks doctor to send him to the Phantom Zone until there's a cure when diagnosed with food poisoning.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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458. Won't let kids do homework for fear of their altering history.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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459. Doesn't understand why they got called into the boss' office for THAT talk after repeatedly using the phrase "speed force" in front of customers all the time.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Time Trapper
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Time Trapper
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460. Wants to call up his pet and talk to it.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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461. Using shredded pictures of Chlorophyll Kid as fertilizer for my house plants. If successful will start my own company "Ral Lardy Benem Inc." our slogan, "We make poo work for you."
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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462. Thinks a new reality show about contestants creating a new Legionnaire actually has a chance of making it in next fall's prime time schedule.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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463. Writes tell-all, hard-hitting book about U.P. politics and social mores: Green/Blue/Orange Like Me.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Originally posted by Chief Lardy: 460. Wants to call up his pet and talk to it. 463. Refers to intelligent, compassionate animals as "it".
The only character in all of literature who has been described as "badnass" while using the phrase "vile miscreant."
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Time Trapper
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465. Becomes actor Ralph Macchio's bodyguard because "Giffen's after you next!"
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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465a. Also has some buddies keep an eye on Hilary Swank and Jaden Smith.
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466. Drafted a detailed request to move the United Nations Complex to the Dwarf Planet Ceres and rename it Webers World.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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467. Butchers classic country tune so it's now called "Flight Ring of Fire."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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468. "Darkseid of Kathoon" cover songs for Pink Floyd tribute band.
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