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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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420. Tries to pass off counterfeit Walking Money at Walmart.
Holy Cats of Egypt!
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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421. While in Traffic Court I yell to the Judge, No Cell on Takron- Galtos can hold me. By Damn.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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422. Sees a friend who's obviously dyeing their hair now and wonders immediately if they're actually a Durlan spy.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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Legionnaire!
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423. Refuses to pay mortgage, insisting, "He's not a house, he's just a native of Fwang."
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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424. Repeatedly passes through airport security scanners over the holidays, hoping to absorb enough radiation to activate latent mutant abilities.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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425. Lets TSA personnel discover his 'arms fall off boy' impression... the hard way.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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426. Accuses my nephews Dragonballz action figures of being Imskians.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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427. Goes shopping for "polymer shields" to use as contraceptives.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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428 Trying get NASA to use Intertron on the next-gen space craft.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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429. Writes letter to Obama suggesting "fusion powersphere" as the solution to our energy problems.
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430. Checks all current brands and makes of hair colours to see if any platinum colour exists so they can send it to Dream Girl in the future via a Time Bubble.
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431. Puts aforementioned Dragonballz/Imskians in a fish bowl to prove that Time Bubbles are Theoretically possible...
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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432. Claims own hair's white streaks were caused by a surprise encounter with a worlds-crushing supervillain.
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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433. Barges into EPCOT, and when security catches him/her, demands to see Chief Zendak.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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434. Asks the clerk in the supermarket's greeting card aisle, "Do you have any cards that say, 'Happy Holidays and BTW I Brutally Killed Your Loved One/Friend/Colleague Last Week And Assumed His Form And Faked The Signature Below'?"
<span style="font-size: 10px;">(Poor Chief Zendak. At least you'll live on whenever Gigi yells at somebody.)</span>
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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435. Checks with Santa Claus to make sure all the reindeer have Brainiac 5's permission to wear Legion Flight Rings.
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436. Refers to all police officers as Officer Zendak. Well all male ones,females are refered to as Officer Erin.
I sought truth.. and found friendship and love, which even your lies can never take the memory of from me. (B5 to Time Trapper LSH 50)
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437. Marches into an observatory and announces, "we have 1,000 years to save Titan!"
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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More Polyanna than Poison Ivy
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438. Buys a lifetime supply of sky blue body paint.
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439. Doesn't own a Computo(er) for obvious reasons. You can't be too careful right Trip- ooops I mean Duo Damsel?
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440. Since Lu has so many bodies, concludes that Computo was FRAMED by some government/corporate conspiracy!
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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441. Inserts a *breep* before and after every sentence spoken.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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442. Can't find Reality's telephone number or email, and doesn't get any response from Facebook friend requests.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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443. Decided it was safer to go to community college instead of Universoty. You can't be too careful nowadays.
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Re: 27 Signs that LMB Members Have Lost Touch with Reality
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space mutineer & purveyor of quality sammitches
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444. Quits job, abandons family, sells everything one owns, and moves to Nashville with dreams of making it big with pilot song-writing project: "Let A Glare Be Your Umbrella: The Emerald Eye Sessions."
Hey, Kids! My "Cranky and Kitschy" collage art is now viewable on DeviantArt! Drop by and tell me that I sent you. *updated often!*
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