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 Adopt a ceej!
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As a representative of the Legion of Furry Cadets, I am writing to implore the citizens of Legion World to consider adopting a ceej.
These lovable creatures, natives of the planet Ceej-8, are quite similar to the koalas of Earth. They have fine, luxuriantly soft hair, and a pleasant temperament.
This one, for example, answers to "C.J." He is mischievous and oh so affectionate (please let go of my leg). He can, however, be prone to super-mayhem if fed inordinate quantities of alcohol - so take care that you carefully monitor his intake of shots and mind benders.
Don't you just want to give him a hug and a squeeze! So don't wait - open your heart and your home to a ceej today!
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strange but not a stranger
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Beware! This CJ will make you stand in a line for 20 minutes for no reason.
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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***also prone to break into embarrassing, eclectic, impromptu dances when "I Kissed a Girl" is playing.
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Stop it! You'll scare off potential adopters.
See how adorable this ceej is? He practically coos when you stroke his fine, soft hair!
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Ohmygod! I'd get a Ceej but I'm afraid Gramps would make it sleep outside on the back porch.
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I love it when a ceej giggles!
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Legionnaire!
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Can i keep him in my pocket?
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Originally posted by rtvu2:
Can i keep him in my pocket? Is that a ceej in your pocket or are you happy to see me?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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Ceej's are way too active to be carried around in a pocket.
You need one of those little cage things.
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With a Power Ring...
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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Fabulous and Sparkly!
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'Tis a fine thing to adopt a ceej. They make a nice sound when you rub that soft hair.
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I would have one but am not sure if we can get him through quarrantine?
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strange but not a stranger
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Originally posted by Faraway Lad:
I would have one but am not sure if we can get him through quarrantine? He would have to spend six months in a cage, right?
Big Dog! Big Dog! Bow Wow Wow!
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As an exotic species, Ceejes are protected by the UP Species Importation Act.
Having unlicensed Ceejes can result in fines, imprisonment, and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion. I don't want to be the bad guy here, but removing sensitive wildlife from its habitat may seem like fun and games, but it can cause devastating consequences on the species.
Need I remind you all about when the wild Greg Evigan was removed from its habitat? We are still seeing the repercussions of that fiasco every time we eat morning cereal, visit the local Legion World Museum of Nanobot Errors, or witness Abin drive.
The childhood friend Exnihil never had.
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I've heard that stroking hair that is too soft can be hazardous!
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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Originally posted by Kent Shakespeare:
...and/or mandatory listening to Celine Dion. Godz, no crime is worth THAT! 
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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I'm sending one to Robert Kirkman for Christmas. 
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Just an Old, Broke-Down, Drunk, Bum!!
With a Power Ring...
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Legionnaire!
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Awww shucks you guys... now I'm feeling all squishy. I'm gonna need a hug or I'll be able to function properly again.
Quis- sorry about the line thing. But at least now you know how truly effective teleporting can be, right?
Far- I do fit in the average size carry on, and always have chocolate handy, so customs shouldn't be an issue.
Scott - you have given me so much inspiration for a new version of "12 Days of Christmas."
Just spouting off.
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Legionnaire!
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Originally posted by Abin Quank:  I second that.
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Don't Stop Peelieving
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Remember to have your ceej spayed or neutered.
Or both.
"Anytime a good book like this is cancelled, I hope another Teen Titan is murdered." --Cobalt
"Anytime an awesome book like S6 is cancelled, I hope EVERY Titan is murdered." --Me
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Legionnaire!
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WHOA!!!!!!
Let's not get carried away here...
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Wouldn't matter Pov. A ceej is like a tribble. Feed it chocolate and it'll breed asexually.
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I remember back when the X-Men entered the "Ceej Perilous"! They were never the same again! (for a little while  )
Still "Lardy" to my friends!
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</font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by rtvu2: <strong> </font><blockquote><font size="1" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">quote:</font><hr /><font size="2" face="Arial, Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Originally posted by Abin Quank: <strong> 
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They're adorable, but do they shed?
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