In her Species- Species *and lemme just say, even though I came up with it...eeeeeeek!
Galaxy's Breast- Galaxy Quest
Every which way but loose- Umm, sorry, that pretty much does it.
Lust in Space, of course--Lost in Space
Peed--Speed
The Head Pool - The dead pool
Thighlight- Twilight
Golddangler- Goldfinger
The Musk of Zorro- The Mask of Zorro
The Piecegetter- The Peacemaker
Snatch- Snatch, Snitch, Hitch, pick one
Frequently- Frequency
Highballer- Highlander
Stud'herman- Superman
The F*&)tasitc Four- The Fanstastic Four
Got in Norma Jean- Goodbye Norma Jean
Humford- Mumford
Unzipped- Zapped
The Truth about Cats doin' Dogs- The truth about cats and dogs
Tha Cooz'in- The coven
Das'yo'assic Park- Jurassic Park
Citizen's Caned- Citizen Kane
The Vagina Monologs--c'mon, how you gonna top that?
Ben'er Over- Ben Hur
The Ten Condiments- The ten Commandments
Part her'cuz- Spartacus
Free Willie- Free Willy
The Boston Spanker- The Boston Strangler
The Ass is always greener- The grass is always greener
Rob'in her hood- Robin Hood
Dick- Do I really need to say it?
Most Rider- Ghost Rider
Up Her Creek- Up the Creek
And yes, if you must know, I am ashamed of myself. These things pop in my head all the time. I once spent twenty minutes making myself and a buddy pee ourselves from laughing over the corporation name Johnson Controls. I kid you not.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
That Time I Had Sex With That Girl From the 7 Eleven Who Might Have Been Indian But She Actually Was Addicted To Tanning Lotion.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
Hitting the Wall - Barely legal footage of Amanda Waller having sex. Warning: May Lead To Death.
Posted by Sarcasm Kid on :
And one of them should be "Got In Norma's Jeans".
Posted by Lone Wolf Legionnaire on :
You forgot, Pokeahotass - Pocahontas
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
ACY/DCY- Back in Crack AC/DC BACK IN BLACK
The Crease - The Chase
Die Hard Up--Die Hard
Her Hills are Alive--The hills are alive with the sound of music
Muffy the Vampire layer-- Buffy the Vampire slayer
Thunderballs- Thunderball
Posted by dedman on :
For a couple of months while I was in school, I supported myself by working in a porn store...
Some of the titles listed here ARE actually porns, and there are many more with even more ridiculous titles
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
I honestly don't know which is more disturbing...that I randomly and for no reason think of these things...or that they coincide with legitimate porn titles.
Posted by l.e.g.i.o.n.JOHN on :
you forgot about Regarding Hiney- Reguarding Henry, and Total Reball- Total Recall.
Posted by Mattropolis on :