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Posted by Lightning Lad on :
 
One of the funnier e-mail chain letters I've received lately. Create your sentence out of the following:

Pick the month you were born:

January: I kicked
February: I loved
March: I smoked
April: I dry humped
May: I choked on
June: I injured
July: I did the Macarena with
August: I had lunch with
September: I danced with
October: I sang to
November: I yelled at
December: I ran over

Pick the day (number) you were born on:

1: a birdbath
2: a monster
3: a phone
4: a fork
5: a Mexican
6: a gangster
7: my cell phone
8: my dog
9: my best friends' significant other
10: my neighbor
11: my science teacher
12: a banana
13: a fireman
14: a stuffed animal
15: a goat
16: a pickle
17: your mom
18: a spoon
19: myself
20: a baseball bat
21: a ninja
22: Chuck Norris
23: a noodle
24: a squirrel
25: a football player
26: my sister
27: my brother
28: an ipod
29: a permanent marker
30: a llama
31: a homeless guy

Pick the color of shirt you are wearing:

White: because I'm cool like that.
Black: because that's how I roll.
Pink: because I'm not a comic book fan.
Red: because the voices told me to.
Blue: because I'm sexy and I do what I want
Green: because I hate myself.
Purple: because I'm cool.
Gray: because I was drunk
Yellow: because someone offered me $1,000,000.
Orange: because I hate my family.
Brown: because I was high.
Other Color(s): because I'm a ninja.
None: because I can't control myself.
 

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Posted by Kid Prime on :
 
I kicked a permanent marker because I was drunk.
 

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Posted by Vee on :
 
I kicked my cell phone because I'm sexy and can do what I want!
 

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Posted by Rockhopper Lad on :
 
I had lunch with a permanent marker because I was drunk. (I wonder if it was the same one KP kicked )
 

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Posted by Saturn Girl on :
 
I ran over a homeless guy because I'm not a comic book fan bwahahahahahahaha
 

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Posted by Blue Battler on :
 
Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...

"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself."
 

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Posted by Lightning Lad on :
 

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Originally posted by Blue Battler:
Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...

"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself."

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That's my fault. I tried to clean it up, make it more PC, but I missed that one. A couple of the choices just went too far in certain combinations.
 

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Posted by Lightning Lad on :
 
And what are you doing not wearing a shirt?
 

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Posted by Blue Battler on :
 
I'm at home. I can let it all hang out now.
 

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Posted by Saturn Girl on :
 
Whoa Blue.... TMI, TMI......

I'm not supposed to get all worked up yet, it's too soon after surgery!
 

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Posted by Vee on :
 

 

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Posted by Vee on :
 

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Originally posted by Lightning Lad:

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Originally posted by Blue Battler:
Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...

"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself."

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That's my fault. I tried to clean it up, make it more PC, but I missed that one. A couple of the choices just went too far in certain combinations.

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You could just change that one to "Lerrrroooyyy Jenkins!"
 

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Posted by ActorLad on :
 
I yelled at a football player because I'm a ninja.

Hmmm, sounds like me.
 

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Posted by Blue Battler on :
 

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Originally posted by Saturn Girl:
Whoa Blue.... TMI, TMI......

I'm not supposed to get all worked up yet, it's too soon after surgery!

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LOL.

I suppose I could have just said I was letting half of it hang out ... er... I'm going to stop now before I insert my foot into my mouth any farther ...


 

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Posted by profh0011 on :
 
I had lunch with my science teacher because I'm cool like that.


Okay. I was REALLY into science when AH wuz a boah...!
 

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Posted by Vee on :
 

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Originally posted by Vee:

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Originally posted by Lightning Lad:

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Originally posted by Blue Battler:
Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...

"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself."

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That's my fault. I tried to clean it up, make it more PC, but I missed that one. A couple of the choices just went too far in certain combinations.

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You could just change that one to "Lerrrroooyyy Jenkins!"

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For those of you that don't get the reference, Leroy Jenkins refers to a player of World of Warcraft who managed to ruin days of hard work by a team of about 10+ players in a very difficult high level quest.

There is a video clip of it that can be found by Googling his name and it is hysterical to watch.

He was AFK from the discussion and planning of the next confrontation in which the other players mapped out what sounds like a well thought out startegy. Just as they are finishing up the planning session, he comes back and charges into the room housing the archvillain they are trying to defeat, screaming his name as he charges into battle. What follows is a complete wipe out of the group as they are decimated because of his actions.

His name is reknown in gaming circles.
 

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Posted by Super Lad Kid on :
 
I loved a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


Well, at least half of that statement's correct.
 

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Posted by rtvu2 on :
 
I kicked Chuck Norris because I'm a Ninja!

h*ll yeah!
 

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Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
 
Well, I injured a llama because I'm sexy and can do what I want!

So there!
 

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Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
 
I got "I kicked my brother because I'm cool like that."

I wouldn't dare re-create that one...
 

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Posted by dedman on :
 
lol...great topic LL.

I sang to a squirrel because I was drunk
 

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Posted by Seth Gaterra on :
 

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Originally posted by Vee:
For those of you that don't get the reference, Leroy Jenkins refers to a player of World of Warcraft who managed to ruin days of hard work by a team of about 10+ players in a very difficult high level quest.

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He was actually invoked in one of the Jeopardy College Championships, as a clue to "World of Warcraft". Seriously! Check here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJT20WxfHss
 

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Posted by matlock on :
 
I sang to myself because I'm cool like that.

Well, that's sort of a letdown. I do that anyway although it's of dubious coolness, like when mrs. matlock catches me and gives me the funny looks.
 

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Posted by Suddenly Seymour on :
 
I kicked a spoon because I'm cool.

Boo yah!
 

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Posted by Joe-Boy Harvestar on :
 
I loved a football player because Im cool like that
 

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Posted by Sketch Lad on :
 
I did the Macarena with a noodle because I'm cool like that.

I called it Macaroni!

I have about six jokes about dancing with a noodle....I'm sure I don't actually need to type them out, right?
 

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Posted by He Who Wanders on :
 
I danced with a football player because I'm cool.

(Cool, yes. Gay, no. Refer to avatar.)
 

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Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
 
I yelled at an ipod because I am cool like that.
 

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Posted by rickshaw1 on :
 
I had lunch with a spoon because i am drunk.
 

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Posted by Blockade Boy on :
 
I did the macarena with a fork, because I'm cool like that.

Uh....

ouch.
 

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Posted by Faraway Lad on :
 
I choked on a fireman because I was drunk.



Dont let gigi see this, She thinks I was out at the Library that night.
 

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Posted by mechana on :
 
I yelled at a phone because I can't control myself!

That's probably happened actually...
 

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Posted by Teronna on :
 
I loved a fireman because I'm cool like that.

I won't deny the coolness, the fireman though, not so much.
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
I loved my best friend's wife because that's how I roll.

Fo' shizzle.

Y'all.


 

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