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Posted by Lightning Lad on :
 
1. Weightlifting commentator at the women's Olympic Snatch and Jerk Event: "This is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning during her warm up, and it was amazing."

2. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator: "This is really a lovely horse, and I speak from personal experience, since I once mounted her mother."

3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

4. Greg Norman, Pro Golfer: "I owe a lot to my parents, especially my mother and father."

5. Ringside Boxing Analyst: "Sure there have been injuries and even some deaths in boxing - but none of them really that serious."

6. Baseball announcer: "If history repeats itself, I should think we can expect the same thing again."

7. Basketball analyst: "He dribbles a lot and the opposition doesn't like it. In fact you can see it all over their faces."

8. At a trophy ceremony BBC TV Boat Race 1988: "Ah, isn't that nice, the wife of the Cambridge president is hugging the cox of the Oxford crew."

9. Metro Radio, College Football: "Julian Dicks is everywhere. It's like they've got eleven Dicks on the field."

10. US Open TV Commentator: "One of the reasons Arnie Palmer is playing so well is that before each final round, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them. Oh, my God, what have I just said?!"
 

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Posted by Pov on :
 
Don't forget Marv Albert: "Bite Me!"
 

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Posted by Director Lad on :
 
Number 1 may be pretty funny, but I think number 10 deserves the top spot, if only for the fact that the announcer really did realize what he'd said. Now that's comedy!
 

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Posted by DrakeB3003 on :
 
"Yes." -- Dennis Miller agreeing to be on Monday Night Football.

Also, everything he said on the show after that.
 

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Posted by Sanity or Madness? on :
 

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Originally posted by Lightning Lad:
3. Grand Prix Race Announcer: "The lead car is absolutely, truly unique, except for the one behind it which is exactly identical to the one in front of the similar one in back."

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Hey, at least name Murray while you're slagging him
 

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