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Vee
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Geez. Mine makes me sound racist...

"I ran over a Mexican because I can't control myself."

That's my fault. I tried to clean it up, make it more PC, but I missed that one. A couple of the choices just went too far in certain combinations.
You could just change that one to "Lerrrroooyyy Jenkins!"
For those of you that don't get the reference, Leroy Jenkins refers to a player of World of Warcraft who managed to ruin days of hard work by a team of about 10+ players in a very difficult high level quest.

There is a video clip of it that can be found by Googling his name and it is hysterical to watch.

He was AFK from the discussion and planning of the next confrontation in which the other players mapped out what sounds like a well thought out startegy. Just as they are finishing up the planning session, he comes back and charges into the room housing the archvillain they are trying to defeat, screaming his name as he charges into battle. What follows is a complete wipe out of the group as they are decimated because of his actions.

His name is reknown in gaming circles.

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"Hey Jim! Get Mon out of the Zone!! And...when do we get Condo back?"

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I loved a fireman because I'm sexy and I do what I want.


Well, at least half of that statement's correct.

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I kicked Chuck Norris because I'm a Ninja!

h*ll yeah!

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Well, I injured a llama because I'm sexy and can do what I want!

So there!

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Seth Gaterra
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I got "I kicked my brother because I'm cool like that."

I wouldn't dare re-create that one... [Big Grin]

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Viridis Lament
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lol...great topic LL.

I sang to a squirrel because I was drunk

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Seth Gaterra
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Originally posted by Vee:
For those of you that don't get the reference, Leroy Jenkins refers to a player of World of Warcraft who managed to ruin days of hard work by a team of about 10+ players in a very difficult high level quest.

He was actually invoked in one of the Jeopardy College Championships, as a clue to "World of Warcraft". Seriously! [Big Grin] Check here...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iJT20WxfHss

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I sang to myself because I'm cool like that.

Well, that's sort of a letdown. I do that anyway although it's of dubious coolness, like when mrs. matlock catches me and gives me the funny looks.

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Suddenly Seymour
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I kicked a spoon because I'm cool.

Boo yah!

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I loved a football player because Im cool like that

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Remember : It's not technically a suckerpunch if you yell ''DEFEND YOURSELF SPROCKER!'' two seconds before you let him have it.

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I did the Macarena with a noodle because I'm cool like that.

I called it Macaroni!

I have about six jokes about dancing with a noodle....I'm sure I don't actually need to type them out, right?

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STARSEARCHERS WEBCOMIC

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I danced with a football player because I'm cool.

(Cool, yes. Gay, no. Refer to avatar.)

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The Semi-Great Gildersleeve - writing, super-heroes, and this 'n' that

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I yelled at an ipod because I am cool like that.

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Five billion years from now the Sun will go nova and obliterate the Earth. Don't sweat the small stuff!

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I had lunch with a spoon because i am drunk.

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Damn you, you kids! Get off my lawn or I'm callin' tha cops!

Something pithy!

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I did the macarena with a fork, because I'm cool like that.

Uh....

ouch.

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