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If you haven't heard, it's a new movie opening today. The premise revolves around a young man (Anakin Skywalker) with the ability to teleport anywhere in the world. He's not alone, and while there are other "Jumpers" out there, there are also those who are trying to eliminate them as well.
If you don't know me, teleporting is my fondest wish. I would love to be able to go anywhere I want. Doors have always been a bother to me, and locked doors are my archnematode. This movie was designed for me.
I got to see a sneak preview last night and it opens today, Valentine's Day. Let me just advise anyone interested, to stay home and have sex instead. You won't regret it.
From: Denver, CO | Registered: May 2004
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What about if we stay home and don't have sex?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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You said that staying home and having sex would be preferrable to seeing this movie. So would staying home and not having sex (i.e. those of us that don't have the friend with benefits or significant other) be preferrable to seeing this movie?
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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quote:Originally posted by CJ Taylor: Still not following ya, Quis...
Maybe you better hope that I'm not following you.
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From: Boston | Registered: Aug 2003
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Teleporting is my fave super-power, the one power I would choose if able to pick one to have.
Teleporters like Nightcrawler, Magik, U-Go Girl, Venus Dee Milo, Veilmist and Gates are some of my favorite characters (though I never warmed to Warp, possibly due to his enormous headdress).
So what about having sex WHILE watching the movie?
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I actually liked the movie alot. The chase scene between the 2 jumpers was great. I went with 2 other people and they liked it too.
From: South Florida | Registered: Jan 2008
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I saw it. It was a lot of fun. Hayden Christensen was adorable and Jamie Bell (Griffin) was hilarious. A nice escapist flick (so to speak ).
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