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Up My Periscope *Up Periscope

Legally Boned- Legally Blonde

One Fine Lay- One Fine Day

Scatman- Batman

Sperminator II- Judged Lay

Sudden Inyacrak- Sudden Impact

Ocean's Squirt-team - Oceans Thirteen

Swellboy- Hellboy

Dante Peaked- Dante's Peak

U Did 571? - U-571

Forced 10 in her Navarone--Force 10 from Navarone

In her Species- Species *and lemme just say, even though I came up with it...eeeeeeek!

Galaxy's Breast- Galaxy Quest

Every which way but loose- Umm, sorry, that pretty much does it.

Lust in Space, of course--Lost in Space

Peed--Speed

The Head Pool - The dead pool

Thighlight- Twilight

Golddangler- Goldfinger

The Musk of Zorro- The Mask of Zorro

The Piecegetter- The Peacemaker

Snatch- Snatch, Snitch, Hitch, pick one

Frequently- Frequency

Highballer- Highlander

Stud'herman- Superman

The F*&)tasitc Four- The Fanstastic Four

Got in Norma Jean- Goodbye Norma Jean

Humford- Mumford

Unzipped- Zapped

The Truth about Cats doin' Dogs- The truth about cats and dogs

Tha Cooz'in- The coven

Das'yo'assic Park- Jurassic Park

Citizen's Caned- Citizen Kane

The Vagina Monologs--c'mon, how you gonna top that?

Ben'er Over- Ben Hur

The Ten Condiments- The ten Commandments

Part her'cuz- Spartacus

Free Willie- Free Willy

The Boston Spanker- The Boston Strangler

The Ass is always greener- The grass is always greener

Rob'in her hood- Robin Hood

Dick- Do I really need to say it?

Most Rider- Ghost Rider

Up Her Creek- Up the Creek

And yes, if you must know, I am ashamed of myself. These things pop in my head all the time. I once spent twenty minutes making myself and a buddy pee ourselves from laughing over the corporation name Johnson Controls. I kid you not.

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That Time I Had Sex With That Girl From the 7 Eleven Who Might Have Been Indian But She Actually Was Addicted To Tanning Lotion.

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Hitting the Wall - Barely legal footage of Amanda Waller having sex. Warning: May Lead To Death.

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And one of them should be "Got In Norma's Jeans".

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You forgot, Pokeahotass - Pocahontas

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I tried to rip their soul out.I tried to make them forget Superman.
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ACY/DCY- Back in Crack AC/DC BACK IN BLACK

The Crease - The Chase

Die Hard Up--Die Hard

Her Hills are Alive--The hills are alive with the sound of music

Muffy the Vampire layer-- Buffy the Vampire slayer

Thunderballs- Thunderball

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For a couple of months while I was in school, I supported myself by working in a porn store...

Some of the titles listed here ARE actually porns, and there are many more with even more ridiculous titles

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I honestly don't know which is more disturbing...that I randomly and for no reason think of these things...or that they coincide with legitimate porn titles.

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you forgot about Regarding Hiney- Reguarding Henry, and Total Reball- Total Recall.

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Matt and Lash... IN SPACE!

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