Mr. Serena could probably also use a counselor in re: substances.
Posted by Cobalt Kid on :
Wanda is doing the same dance Eryk does when he's trying not to knock over everyone's drinks.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I totally learned that from the Sacrificial Worshipers of Baal!
Posted by Jerry on :
Baffling Mysteries, indeed! Why in the world would the Flame Queen choose a bunch of middle aged white bread guys as slaves? If you were Flame Queen wouldn't you go the exotic muscular young stud route?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
What exactly are they doing? It looks like the enslaved guys are walking up the stairs and jumping off into the fire pit.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Jerry: Baffling Mysteries, indeed! Why in the world would the Flame Queen choose a bunch of middle aged white bread guys as slaves? If you were Flame Queen wouldn't you go the exotic muscular young stud route?
That is why you are not the Flame Queen.
Posted by Jerry on :
Maybe I should be...
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
That would be a Baffling Mystery
Posted by Jerry on :
Honestly, I don't see a lot of downside to having carnal passions with a hot Queen that controls an army of death's head moths. Sounds like a sexy romp that ends with revenge on all your enemies.
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Jerry: Baffling Mysteries, indeed! Why in the world would the Flame Queen choose a bunch of middle aged white bread guys as slaves? If you were Flame Queen wouldn't you go the exotic muscular young stud route?
you're right. I would. and lots of them.
<high five>
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by Cobalt Kid: Honestly, I don't see a lot of downside to having carnal passions with a hot Queen that controls an army of death's head moths. Sounds like a sexy romp that ends with revenge on all your enemies.
See, THIS is why the LMB is so busy all the time ... I'm going to ask Rond Vidar to go back in time and give lil' Cobie some sex ed courses.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Jeepers! I'd love to have my own race of lizard men to serve me!
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Now, boys. I know lots of you young lads dream about it, but not everyone can grow up to be the Flame Queen, can they? It's probably best to learn a trade, and perhaps flame locally at the week-end.
(Because I think Ji Daggle beat ya to it.)
Posted by Power Boy on :
blast that Ji Daggle.
Posted by SoM on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Jeepers! I'd love to have my own race of lizard men to serve me!
I wondered if the black guy who was talking to Polar Boy was also the giant gecko on the cover when I was looking for background guys for 21CL...
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: See, THIS is why the LMB is so busy all the time ... I'm going to ask Rond Vidar to go back in time and give lil' Cobie some sex ed courses.
Is Rond really the best person to send on such a trip?
quote:Originally posted by SoM: I wondered if the black guy who was talking to Polar Boy was also the giant gecko on the cover when I was looking for background guys for 21CL...
It's a wonder that guy doesn't have his own thread yet, where people make jokes about him hitting on Polar Boy only to be turned down cold.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
He seems *really* impressed by that snowball.
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quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord:
The expression on her face is amazing ...
"horror/you have lost your frickin mind!!!"
Posted by Jerry on :
I think I'll pass on passing under the Arch of Demons, thank you.
Posted by MLLASH on :
I think the problem is, a lot of these people forcing others to be their consort are just lonely. This was back before the internet and match.com and its ilk.
Posted by MLLASH on :
If I was going to force someone to be my consort, it would definitely have to be someone who is repulsed by the idea, though. That keeps things spicy, if you know what I mean.
Posted by Power Boy on :
It also keeps things ... criminal.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
It's AMWAY, Alice!
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Power Boy: It also keeps things ... criminal.
Well, none of those guys/gals forcing people to be their consorts on those covers look like the law-abiding type.
Posted by Power Boy on :
We are talking about you Mr. Lash.
Posted by MLLASH on :
It is well-known that I don't have to force anyone to consort with me. Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: I think the problem is, a lot of these people forcing others to be their consort are just lonely. This was back before the internet and match.com and its ilk.
I'm pretty sure I saw a posting from the Deaths Head Moths chick on Craigslist the other day.
Posted by Power Boy on :
quote:Originally posted by MLLASH: It is well-known that I don't have to force anyone to consort with me.
You might find yourself on the other end of one of these covers then!
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Poor Lash! I hope the dude with the fetish for tiny-bodied, big headed guys in chains doesn't catch him!
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Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
^ The networks?
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Entertainment Weekly?
Posted by Power Boy on :
CIA?
Posted by MLLASH on :
quote:Originally posted by Eryk Davis Ester: Entertainment Weekly?
SMILE
Posted by Jerry on :
Come on people. 10 cent cover price and rabbit ears. This is clearly from a time before there was enough entertainment to fill a weekly.
Posted by Quislet, Esq on :
quote:Originally posted by Leap Year Lord:
I think he is watching some kinky porn.
Posted by MLLASH on :
Trish be crazy.
Posted by Set on :
I'm totally digging the 'sacrificial worshippers of Baal' dance, too!
I suspect they were playing the Banana Boat Song in the background.
Posted by Leap Year Lord on :
Jazz hands, boys, jazz hands! Posted by MLLASH on :
*stares blankly* One wonder just what secrets underage members of Captain Tootsie's Legion had to keep...
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
I bet it had something to do with his rocket.
Posted by He Who Wanders on :
The biggest secret? The captain's last name was Roll.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Apparently, "Rollo" is actually the name of one of the kids in the "Secret Legion". The others are "Fatso" and "Fisty".
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
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