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Eryk Davis Ester
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So, has Batman ever matched wits against a super-intelligent, malevolent talking pig?

And if not... why not?

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Fat Cramer
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Sounds like time for a Batman-Fables crossover!

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Pov
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Didn't the Riddler have a pet pot-bellied pig--

Tricky Gnosis???

(Forgive me, Father Michael, for the terrible sin of bad punning... [Embarrassed]

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Cobalt Kid
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Surely he must have! Every rogues gallery needs a pig-villian, even the Dark Knight!

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Abin Quank
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quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Surely he must have! Every rogues gallery needs a pig-villian, even the Dark Knight!

But only the Ongoing Tag Team Thread has a bona-fide Pig Hero... (And it ain't yer Daddy's Porky, no Sirree Bob)

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Cobalt Kid
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Cloned Green Pig has become the break out hit for the Ongoing! A new hero for a new (or old) generation!

A I laugh everytime I type 'Cloned Green Pig' [lol]

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Bicycle Repair Man
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quote:
Originally posted by Abin Quank:

quote:
Originally posted by Cobalt Kid:
Surely he must have! Every rogues gallery needs a pig-villian, even the Dark Knight!
But only the Ongoing Tag Team Thread has a bona-fide Pig Hero... (And it ain't yer Daddy's Porky, no Sirree Bob)

You're forgetting Pig Iron of DC's own Zoo Crew!

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Outdoor Miner
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quote:
Originally posted by Fat Cramer:
Sounds like time for a Batman-Fables crossover!

Bats *is* a Fable, now that I think about it.

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Greybird
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Porky's too busy being the Perky Space-Cadet Sidekick to Daffy's Duck Dodgers.

(Have you seen the new series on Cartoon Network? Not quite as punchy a sense of humor as the original Chuck Jones masterpiece, but still hilarious.)

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Fat Cramer
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Pig Iron and company, as summarized in [URL=http://www.comicbookresources.com/columns/index.cgi?column=yabs&article=1628 ]Gail Simone's Condensed Comic Classics[/URL]:

CAPTAIN CARROT AND THE AMAZING ZOO CREW by Scott Shaw!

CAPTAIN CARROT: We're funny animals!

PIG-IRON: And we're a team of superheroes!

YANKEE POODLE: We talk too much --

FASTBACK: An' use too many goldurn lame-o "animal"
puns --

RUBBERDUCK -- Like "Los Antelopes" for "Los
Angeles" an' "barkbarian" for "barbarian" and other
stretched-way-too-far soundalikes!

ALLEY-KAT-ABRA -- It gets old REAL fast!

CAPTAIN CARROT -- Are you KIDing? This series
could GOPHER years! Why we --

DC BRASS-- >Yank!< NEXT!!!

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Eryk Davis Ester
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My new proposal:

A talking pig takes over the mantle of The Batman!

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Pov
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Bat-Spam!

And they'll renew those intercompany crossovers between Bats and Peter Porker-- Spider-Ham!

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Fat Cramer
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And fight the rebooted-as-evil Charlotte's Web.

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"My new proposal:

A talking pig takes over the mantle of The Batman! "

Sounds better than what DC has planned. Gopher it.

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