Give us your worst first meetings, thoughts, ideas... then take one character from the previous set, add a new one, and give us a worst case scenario. Example below:
Timber Wolf + Silver Slasher = Worst Haircut
Silver Slasher + Silverale = Worst Drunk
Someone start us off using...
Brainiac 5!
Posted by cleome on :
Brainiac 5 + Incredible Hulk = Worst Version of the Jolly Green Giant.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Incredible Hulk + Capt. Kirk = worst advocate for the Shirt Preservation League.
Posted by cleome on :
Capt. Kirk + Sun Boy = Worst (ie- least convincing) recitation of the "True Love Waits" pledge.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sun Boy + Elric of Melniboné = Worst case of sunburn
Posted by cleome on :
Elric of Melniboné + White Witch = Worst chance of a spell recitation clocking in at under 25 minutes.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
White Witch + MoBy Dick = White Witch Whale, a japanese fishermans worst nightmare
Posted by cleome on :
Moby Dick + Tellus = Worst matinee at Sea World.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Tellus + Aquaman = Worst "Are you my father?" moment
Posted by cleome on :
Aquaman + Emerald Empress = Worst case of watery eye(s).
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Emerald Empress + Scarlet Witch = The Brown Derby, worst hero of England, Ever!
Quis, i just about hurt myself laughing at the Aquaman/Tellus thing.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Scarlet Witch + Doctor Fate = Worst case of hat hair
Posted by cleome on :
Doctor Fate + Ferro Lad = Worst "Avon For Him Skincare" spokesmen.
Posted by Abin Quank on :
Ferro Lad + Kitty Pride = Worst Rebound Romance
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Ferro + Satan Girl = Worst First date in history
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Satan Girl + Daimon Hellstrom = Worst pairing to defend the Vatican
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Daimon Hellstrom + Richard Dawkins = worst viewer response to a new host duo on a TBN talk show.
Posted by cleome on :
Richard Dawkins + XS = Worst attempt at teaching evolutionary theory to the slow thinkers among us.
Posted by Eryk Davis Ester on :
Richard Dawkins + Rob Blagojevich = Worst choice for giving the prayer at the Presidential Inauguration.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Rod Blagojevich + Threeboot Princess Projectra = Worst hyphenated name for a couple
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Princess Projectra + Infectious Lass = worst princess projectile vomiting ever.
Posted by cleome on :
Okay, now I'm hurt that everyone skipped over mine. So much for the theory that the race goes to the swift.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
XS + Infectious Lass = Worst case of the runs
Posted by cleome on :
Infectious Lass + Doctor Destiny = Worst Nighttime, Sniffling, Sneezing, Coughing, Aching, Stuffy Head, Fever So You Can Rest Medicine[tm].
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Doctor Destiny + Freddy Krueger = worst men of your dreams (for those of you inclined to have a 'man of your dreams,' of course)
Posted by cleome on :
Freddie Krueger + Kroeger supermarkets = Worst last-minute assistance with your holiday shopping.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(in my limited experience, I doubt the supermarkets need Freddie's help) Posted by cleome on :
(Stop ruining it for me.)
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
(sorry! didn't mean to)
Kroeger supermarkets + Wal-Mart = worst shopping experience EVER.
Posted by cleome on :
Wal-Mart + 500,000 Daxamite security guards = Worst Black Monday in planetary history.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
500,000 Daxamite security guards + Geraldo Rivera and the vault of Al Capone = worst first gig for a burglar
Posted by cleome on :
The Vault of Al Capone + Carmine Infantino = Worst idea for current Crisis-3 Worlds wrap-up that Didio will probably approve anyway.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Carmine Infantino + Joey Cavalieri = Worst 80s DC title no matter what the character/theme.
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Carmine Infantio + Robert Crumb's Brother = Child that would produce the worst lined art ever.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
I hope nobody minds, but I'm going to go with two all new characters and get this back to characters.
Scarlet Witch + Granny Goodness = Worst babysitting service
Posted by cleome on :
Granny Goodness + Robert Crumb's Brother + Mom (from Futurama) = Worst Marketing Team/Sloganeers for your new line of gourmet cookies.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Mom (from Futurama) + Darkseid = Worst parents to go to with a sensitive problem
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Darkseid + Ben Grimm = worst models for skin care advertising campaign
Posted by cleome on :
Ben Grimm + Doc Samson + Monstress = Worst traveling tour of Mel Brooks' The Producers.
[ December 30, 2008, 06:25 PM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Doc Sampson + Professor X = worse celebrity endorsers for Vidal Sassoon Hair Salons
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Professor X + Stephen Hawking = Worst spokes people for Meals on Wheels.
Posted by Kent Shakespeare on :
Professor X + Billy Butcher (from The Boys) = worst people to try to keep a secret from
Posted by cleome on :
Billy Butcher + Jazz Butcher = Worst Indie Pop duo.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Billy Butcher + Slash = Worst names for plastic surgeons.
Posted by cleome on :
Slash + John Byrne = Worst Pun to appear on this board in the last hour or so.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
going back to fictional characters:
Black Bolt + Zatanna = Worst voice over actors
Posted by cleome on :
Black Bolt + Dazzler = Worst Re-Imagining of "Laser Floyd and Laser Zeppelin." (Now showing at your local planetarium !)
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Dazzler + Princess Projectra = worst performers to entertain the students at the Perkins School for the Blind
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Princess Projectra + Emo Girl = Worst Kareoki EVER!
Posted by cleome on :
Princess Projectra + Emo Girl* + Spider Man + Venom = Worst Audience for my karaoke rendition of "I Don't Like Spiders and Snakes."
* Wondering what would happen if Emo Girl (is she an actual fictional character ?) sang the song "Chameleon Boy." **
** Apart from me leaving the room, because "Chameleon Boy" is a seriously bad song. ***
*** Never mind. As you were. Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Spider-Man + Hank Pym = Worst husbands
Posted by cleome on :
Hank Pym + Spider Man + Heather McNeil Hudson/Vindicator II (?) = Worst Re-Make of Jules & Jim.
[ January 16, 2009, 11:07 AM: Message edited by: cleome ]
Posted by rickshaw1 on :
Hank Pym + Big Barda = Worst first time a comic book husband ever tried to beat his wife!
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Big Barda + Goliath = worst munchins in the JLA/Avengers production of the Wizard of Oz
Posted by cleome on :
Goliath + Colossal Boy + Giganta = Worst tenants for that one-room studio you've been trying to let.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Giganta + Evolvo Lad = worst teachers of Intellegent Design
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Evolvo Lad + Hector Hammond= Worst persons to buy a "One Size Fits All" hat for.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Hector Hammond + MODOK = worst aerobic instructors
Posted by cleome on :
MODOK + High Evolutionary = Worst Federal regulators for Monsanto.
Posted by DrakeB3004 on :
High Evolutionary + Mary Jane Watson = WORST opening act for Cheech and Chong even though from the names you might think they would be good.
Posted by cleome on :
Mary Jane Watson + Somerset Holmes + Sigmund The Sea Monster = Worst Re-make of The Seven Percent Solution.
Posted by Quislet, Esq. on :
Sigmund the Sea Monster + Barney the Dinosaur = Worst Death Match
Posted by cleome on :
Barney the Dinosaur + Sleestaks ( Land of the Lost ) = Worst Time Institute mishap since the heyday of The Infinite Man.
Posted by Arm Fall Off Boy on :
Sleestaks + Will Ferrell= Worst idea for a movie made from a TV show. Oh, wait....
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